get anal prolapse and tell them "I have anal prolapse I can come"

Un mod me and mod dilly

lol

hahaha

@fallen angel tell them you’d love to go

i don’t take life advice from deadbeat car salesmen sorry

dude just go and make fun of it

^

What else are you gonna do

Go socialize have fun and make fun of it

If they’re cool they’ll make fun of it with you

yes but everyone knows that star wars movies have subliminal sissy hypno built into them????

Mommy I want to race mix.......

mommy, can I have a dress for christmas....

idk jokes aside i feel gross about more or less being forced to support disney against my own will

also i just dont like watching movies

Then don’t go

it’s compulsory

Most of the time I go to the movies to just hang out with friends

If ur not jokin the whole time while watching a movie it’s not fun

then claim to be ill you fucking ultra autist

Lol

its a fag wars movie ur 'compulsory' to watch around xmas?

do u think anyone cares if u miss it?

i’d need to actually go grab proof that i’m sick to do that

Fucked up

that requires effort

No dude

and yes i will get fucked over if i miss it

They want you to lie

Why

how so

ur living in a cartoon

Just lie

are they making you buy your own ticket?

Why would you get fucked over for not going to a movie

because it’s a compulsory event lol

also tickets are free i guess

damn maybe dillys car place isnt such a bad place to work at if ur workplace makes u watch soy wars XXI

damn i want to be a black person car salesman now....

My workplace is forcing me to watch sissy hypno videos