Whenever a young man asks me how to talk to girls I respond, “have you ever played the critically acclaimed pc game titled rapelay?”
YES
I showed it to my Japanese friends
who are girls
Life is a speed run *i say as I bhop backwards through my office and glitch through the corner of a wall and launch myself into the White House killing the president instantly from a backstab dealing maximum damage*
The military is like call of duty *i say as I mow down a village of innocent African women and children*
*sega city uploads a new video of him blasting a 12 year old on phone discord at a local gas station then doing death by cop*
When I was shitting at this movie theatre these two employees were having a convo like NPCs in a video game
LOL
lmao
thats amazing
is this the mission where you kill everyone in the movie theater
i thought that mission was done in bad taste
the one where you shoot every person in the movie theater
They really didn’t appreciate when I walked out and shot them both saying “plus ten points”
https://tenor.com/view/wasted-dog-blunt-gif-15039311
accept
https://twitter.com/hello_leila/status/1209157006201958400
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBGhIPrdilE
is that an inverted food machine
https://youtu.be/v0sdR-UdYzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEFnMstBTAc
damn me and my bros just won 3 games of apex legends in a row
merry christmas guys
truly the comfiest day of the year
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/591679160276221992/659187801962577972/IMG_20191224_210532_680.jpg
Lmao
baby yoda is legal
NIGGA DWARF
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_video_games
