hell yeah hyperreality here we come

@Gob i'll talk about whatever me and my prostate want to

wow cool. me? I'm disaffected, detached

gross

women have rape fetish ergo dot dot dot

I wish I was rich and thin

McDonald all day

love McDonald

McDonald is american pub

McDonald is the new mail

Coca Cola is the new nōōtropic

the word flesh followed by any shape name

flesh sphere

flesh cube

the word cube preceeded by any word

the word cube, as a verb *cubed*

https://twitter.com/reddit_moments/status/1222580169522597888

who need motivation to clean themselves

https://gfycat.com/firsthandplasticgoldeneye

wait no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528515403933024266/671919969780629514/gf.mp4

same

😦

this is how blood feuds start

Holy shit

I would actually kill that man

Finally! No more skid marks!

Should have kept the dog leashed

What was their dog doing outside digging through peoples garbage

Sounds like the owners weren’t properly handling and caring for their animal

yeah

they might as well have shot their own dog

bhenchod bloody

i thik leaving a note is an indication of their lack of confidence in the ethics of their actions

or more likely, a reddit fabrication

^

yeah idk i'd be wary of the owners reaction cuz modern society is retarded and people don't take responsibility for the (in)action

just imagine having to knock on someones door and explain this and they decide to assault you or whip out their phone to record themselves crying and berating you to put up on youtube so you can be villified as "evil redneck kills neighbors dog"