Message from @Authentic Human Programming

Discord ID: 678984707622436925


2020-02-17 11:04:50 UTC  

hes skinnier

2020-02-17 11:26:17 UTC  

So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?

2020-02-17 12:15:16 UTC  

Who wants to watch some black people smoke crack and homlesspeople fight over dogends?

2020-02-17 12:21:00 UTC  

wait for it

2020-02-17 13:01:06 UTC  

literal nigs

2020-02-17 13:29:43 UTC  

2 MINUTES LONG

2020-02-17 13:29:52 UTC  

nigga bouta have me watching niggas for 2 MINUTES

2020-02-17 13:29:58 UTC  

WATCHU MEAN

2020-02-17 13:31:03 UTC  

where is that shit

2020-02-17 13:55:46 UTC  

when he says “wait for it” he really means “skip, the good part is at the end

2020-02-17 14:30:38 UTC  

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2020-02-17 14:37:26 UTC  

fuck you

2020-02-17 15:05:34 UTC  

based

2020-02-17 15:20:47 UTC  

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2020-02-17 15:22:00 UTC  

tfw you think your funny but really your a racist, sexist, xenophobic piece of sh*t!!

2020-02-17 15:22:49 UTC  

I wish i was funny

2020-02-17 15:23:25 UTC  

lol dickwaffles

2020-02-17 15:24:12 UTC  

I read some book on comedy by judy gold

2020-02-17 15:25:15 UTC  

sorry im cranky i havent had my coffee yet

2020-02-17 15:30:27 UTC  

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2020-02-17 15:32:03 UTC  

Got those alien eyes

2020-02-17 15:33:12 UTC  

My alien form is almost complete

2020-02-17 15:33:59 UTC  

wtf

2020-02-17 15:35:18 UTC  

ghoulligan

2020-02-17 15:39:55 UTC  

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2020-02-17 15:44:31 UTC  

Run run run

2020-02-17 16:03:50 UTC  

cute gum gum cashier at starbucks

2020-02-17 16:03:52 UTC  

first day

2020-02-17 16:03:54 UTC  

so soft

2020-02-17 16:03:58 UTC  

: )

2020-02-17 16:04:55 UTC  

I don't care how much you all try to make me hate women

2020-02-17 16:04:58 UTC  

can't!

2020-02-17 16:35:22 UTC  

i like girls a lot its too bad theyre stupid and dumb and retarded

2020-02-17 18:08:36 UTC  

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2020-02-17 18:08:58 UTC  

based