Message from @DanConway

Discord ID: 402296137442131969


2018-01-15 02:43:20 UTC  

jose

2018-01-15 02:43:38 UTC  

<:squid_dab:382980751081209866>

2018-01-15 02:43:58 UTC  

Only on birthdays and christmas as well

2018-01-15 02:46:30 UTC  

this band in general pretty great for gettin dirty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCr6x42ImWA

2018-01-15 02:47:28 UTC  

gotta switch up you're snoo snoo groove Dan, otherwise she gonna get bored

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP USING THE WRONG YOUR REEEEEEEEEE

2018-01-15 02:47:44 UTC  

Sex is only for procreation

2018-01-15 02:47:53 UTC  

🤦

2018-01-15 02:48:10 UTC  

you procreate twice a year? daaaaaaamn boi

2018-01-15 02:48:53 UTC  

you must be runnin a real operation

2018-01-15 02:49:10 UTC  

It is pretty lucrative

2018-01-15 02:49:43 UTC  

well play one of these and light a god damn candle, you'll see a boost in productivity before the end of the quarter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vTtB17Dldw

2018-01-15 02:50:26 UTC  
2018-01-15 02:51:41 UTC  

why you gotta be such a wholesome moralfag dan

2018-01-15 02:53:36 UTC  

this what she wants dan

2018-01-15 02:54:22 UTC  

be a badd boi

2018-01-15 02:56:11 UTC  
2018-01-15 02:58:23 UTC  

Cinderella knows whats up

2018-01-15 03:01:00 UTC  

make dat booty talk

2018-01-15 03:01:13 UTC  
2018-01-15 03:03:58 UTC  

Make her heart talk

2018-01-15 03:07:21 UTC  

here you go bud this is right up your alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0

2018-01-15 03:13:03 UTC  
2018-01-15 03:13:16 UTC  

When you sing about a shithole

2018-01-15 03:13:22 UTC  

It makes her wet

2018-01-15 03:14:04 UTC  

oh god

2018-01-15 03:14:18 UTC  

so many nights washing dishes to this ^

2018-01-15 03:18:51 UTC  

The poophole is the path to degeneracy

2018-01-15 03:27:53 UTC  

no Durtle it's dirty time in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx_sJvDw6WQ

2018-01-15 03:30:35 UTC  

No

2018-01-15 03:30:37 UTC  

I fight

2018-01-15 03:36:25 UTC  

Kulak uses nasty strip club music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50ucVLKON4

2018-01-16 08:34:23 UTC