Message from @turtwig

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2018-10-07 11:13:56 UTC  

and fashion it into the shape of a firearm

2018-10-07 11:27:28 UTC  

I tried DND for the first time yesterday

2018-10-07 11:27:42 UTC  

Really fucking fun. Why didn't I do this earlier?

2018-10-07 11:27:57 UTC  

no opportunity?

2018-10-07 11:34:30 UTC  

Yeah true.

2018-10-07 11:34:45 UTC  

But I think I'm sticking with it. Pretty fun.

2018-10-07 11:36:19 UTC  

yeah I got regrets

2018-10-07 11:36:33 UTC  

I would have loved this as a kid but was 28 first time I ever played lol

2018-10-07 11:38:42 UTC  

I would've been too edgy if I was younger.

2018-10-07 11:39:07 UTC  

Making voices for your character is the hardest part though. My accent makes it kinda difficult playing as a damn tiefling.

2018-10-07 11:39:21 UTC  

Should've chosen goliath and played a tank or smt.

2018-10-07 11:40:17 UTC  

you can be a sand tiefling it's fine

2018-10-07 11:43:19 UTC  

I sound like a dumbass swede

2018-10-07 11:43:30 UTC  

It would've worked out if I had a kurdish accent

2018-10-07 11:58:47 UTC  

o so cuck tiefling then

2018-10-07 11:59:27 UTC  

whoa there, the most famous swede is redpilling the younger generations

2018-10-07 12:03:47 UTC  

so 0.0000100979% of swedes aren't cucked

2018-10-07 12:03:47 UTC  

👌

2018-10-07 12:06:01 UTC  

ugh fuckin discord

2018-10-07 12:37:34 UTC  

nib are you calling me a cuck

2018-10-07 12:41:13 UTC  

if the shoe fits

2018-10-07 12:41:31 UTC  

I will concensually culturally enrich your women

2018-10-07 23:45:40 UTC  

dang

2018-10-09 14:37:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/499228987386626048/unknown.png

2018-10-09 14:37:52 UTC  

login to roll20 today and this is what I see

2018-10-10 06:30:32 UTC  

A gun in 5e vanilla is totally possible with enough funds I had a buddy do this you have to have a bunch of land with portals and a cannon in front of the portal with a shrinking effect make the exit portal the size of a ring and attach the ring to a rifle sized piece of wood, there were a lot more parts but essentially he’d signal home and a cannonball would come out the size of a bullet with the same damage it was great

2018-10-10 13:43:51 UTC  

Genius!

2018-10-10 14:21:13 UTC  

at that point couldn't I just convince my DM that my character has enough intelligence to just make a handgun?

2018-10-10 15:05:41 UTC  

Explanations make it fun tho

2018-10-10 15:06:15 UTC  

btw how do I get better stats in 5e? I’ve 19 int right now. Is it possible to get it higher through items or smt?

2018-10-10 15:06:50 UTC  

what level are you?

2018-10-10 15:07:00 UTC  

1 lol

2018-10-10 15:07:00 UTC  

take a level in fighter, for that fighting style

2018-10-10 15:07:07 UTC  

Just started lmao

2018-10-10 15:07:10 UTC  

4 levels in UA artificer

2018-10-10 15:07:14 UTC  

Trying to learn the game

2018-10-10 15:07:15 UTC  

Okay?

2018-10-10 15:07:16 UTC  

for the free stat boost

2018-10-10 15:07:17 UTC  

Yes

2018-10-10 15:07:23 UTC  

oh

2018-10-10 15:07:23 UTC  

Very nice