Message from Chancellor in Anticom #general


2017-02-10 08:35:43 UTC  

CA is fucked in general but those areas are awful.

2017-02-10 08:35:49 UTC  

@Tee CA It has an unironic gay nationalist movement.

2017-02-10 08:36:20 UTC  

I can buy guns and drugs in Detroit if I want @Verm

2017-02-10 08:36:31 UTC  

The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.

2017-02-10 08:36:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279531036730195969/CWUE3yl.jpg

2017-02-10 08:36:37 UTC  

Also, I suppose that's right.

2017-02-10 08:36:44 UTC  

They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"

2017-02-10 08:37:06 UTC  

Honestly, flagburning should be considered a minor criminal offense.

2017-02-10 08:37:11 UTC  

And I'm not even American.

2017-02-10 08:37:14 UTC  

Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.

2017-02-10 08:37:24 UTC  

They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.

2017-02-10 08:37:29 UTC  

This is a real thing.

2017-02-10 08:37:39 UTC  

Tell them they can have San Francisco.

2017-02-10 08:38:24 UTC  

@Chancellor Tfw common filth was right.

2017-02-10 08:38:41 UTC  

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

2017-02-10 08:39:35 UTC  

It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.

2017-02-10 08:39:49 UTC  

Muzzies throw them off roofs

2017-02-10 08:39:55 UTC  

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

2017-02-10 08:40:13 UTC  

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

2017-02-10 08:40:23 UTC  

We say it's bigotry to not accept it

2017-02-10 08:40:29 UTC  

Except for the "racist" stuff.

2017-02-10 08:40:36 UTC  

EUREKA REBELLION!

2017-02-10 08:41:13 UTC  

Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist

2017-02-10 08:41:16 UTC  

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

2017-02-10 08:42:49 UTC  

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

2017-02-10 08:43:49 UTC  

AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.

2017-02-10 08:44:10 UTC  

Seriously

2017-02-10 08:44:40 UTC  

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

2017-02-10 08:45:09 UTC  

Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner

2017-02-10 08:45:22 UTC  

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

2017-02-10 08:46:14 UTC  

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:47:41 UTC  

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

2017-02-10 08:48:27 UTC  

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

2017-02-10 08:49:04 UTC  

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

2017-02-10 08:50:00 UTC  

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

2017-02-10 08:50:32 UTC  

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

2017-02-10 08:50:42 UTC  

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

2017-02-10 08:51:25 UTC  

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

2017-02-10 08:52:25 UTC  

@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it

2017-02-10 08:52:28 UTC  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).