Message from @nic

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2018-01-22 17:30:56 UTC  

with

2018-01-22 17:31:13 UTC  

What about the Romanian and Greek question?

2018-01-22 17:31:33 UTC  

Satalites?

2018-01-22 17:31:44 UTC  

northern greece anexed

2018-01-22 17:31:50 UTC  

Kek

2018-01-22 17:31:57 UTC  

albania anexed

2018-01-22 17:33:19 UTC  

Has Austria been cucked of its sea access?

2018-01-22 17:34:13 UTC  

yes

2018-01-22 17:40:44 UTC  

hehehe

2018-01-22 17:40:50 UTC  

You got a map ?

2018-01-22 20:54:17 UTC  
2018-01-23 03:32:37 UTC  

@nic are you blasting those CIS scum?

2018-01-23 03:37:58 UTC  

ye I was

2018-01-23 06:03:38 UTC  

@nic how purged are the xenos?

2018-01-23 06:04:14 UTC  

fuckin purged m9

2018-01-23 06:04:21 UTC  

filthy xenos

2018-01-23 06:04:36 UTC  

suffer not the xeno to live

2018-01-23 06:05:20 UTC  

what crisis did you get?

2018-01-23 06:05:59 UTC  

contingency

2018-01-23 06:06:11 UTC  

I'm playin a new empire now though, I'll resume that save later

2018-01-23 06:06:28 UTC  

only like 2 years into this one lol

2018-01-23 06:10:46 UTC  

@nic have you ever played as xenophile?

2018-01-23 06:10:59 UTC  

yeah, a few times

2018-01-23 06:11:12 UTC  

this run is a xenophile run

2018-01-23 06:11:33 UTC  

xenophile militarists?

2018-01-23 06:12:16 UTC  

I'm Xenophile Spiritualist Egalitarian for this run

2018-01-23 06:13:06 UTC  

sounds extra gay

2018-01-23 06:13:24 UTC  

if you were pacisfist, that's how it could even more gay

2018-01-23 13:46:42 UTC  

ok I have to share this

2018-01-23 13:46:44 UTC  

this was just insane

2018-01-23 13:47:02 UTC  

@Deleted User this run got intense very quickly

2018-01-23 13:47:27 UTC  

copy pasting what I sent to mate a few minutes ago

2018-01-23 13:47:30 UTC  

I just fought the single most intense battle I have ever fought and probably will ever fight in Stellaris
so the Stellarite Devourer was near me from the start of the game, about 8ish jumps away from my capital
no biggie, aside from the FIghter and Bomber Corps and a few stray construction and science ships commiting suicide every now and again
so I'm talking to the curators, even though I'm in a war, I haven't had a fight yet because we're on opposite sides of the galaxy, I've been building up my fleet and I'm sitting at about 700 fleet size (about 200 ships I want to say?) with 60k-ish in fleet strength, and the curators go "yeah you can probably bust her up a bit righto mate" and I think to myself, jeez, can't go that badly, let's get me admiral some experience
so I jump my fleet in, and we're doing damage get about 1/6th of it's health down before I decide the fleet isn't going to last much longer, so I pull it out
fleet limps back to one of my colonies, one jump away from my capital. I tell it to get back to the capital, because that's where I was churning out PD destroyers at the time and it'd be easier to merge the fleet there.
and thank god I told it to get back to the capital
because little did I know
the Stellarite Devourer can get angry
and leave the system it spawned in
and lucky me, 5 days after jumping my fleet back into my home system, gets this message
"a Hostile Stellarite Devourer Fleet is heading towards the Lagragaan System!"

2018-01-23 13:47:38 UTC  

so
I'm *fucked*
and I mean fucked
my fleet when it was 60k-ish did 1/6th of it's health, and that fleet is now crippled and with 38k power (and only 94 ships)
so
the fight is on
the survival of my empire is on the line
my admiral (who is now a 4 star admiral after the previous engagement) is apparently bloodlusted and wants revenge too, so as soon as the Stellarite Devourer pops into the system he's already on a war path
and then it happens
my saviour
the AI empire I was at war with, jumps into my home system, behind the Stellarite Devourer
their fleet is only 15k, but it's in close quarters, and is made up almost entirely out of destroyers and corvettes, so the humbers game is on their side
so my fleet now has a chance. we're no longer being picked at by long distance as much, we can get into the engagement zone and turn all our strike craft and turbolasers on that thing
and then I had a brainwave
I remembered that I had been commisioning several Venator class Star Destroyers from other planets, who didn't have a fleet to rally to when my fleet was MIA
so I pause the game, and tell 8 Venators to haul ass to the Lagragaan System
I also had a small fleet of Assault Frigate MKI Dreadnoughts (Dreadnought Cruisers that were retrofitted with Nebulon-B parts, they look freakin amazing, better than the Assault Frigate MKII) that were waiting for orders, so I told 14 Assault Dreadnoughts to get over there ASAP
factoring those in, I had another 10k-ish to play with, mostly from the 8 Venators

2018-01-23 13:47:49 UTC  

it's still looking bad
the Stellarite Devourer has lost about 1/5th health when the fucking Lokken Mechanists (empire that a friend created, was fortunate enough to find in this single player game) jump in with a 20k fleet, and they're not even in the war with me, they just have sensor data. which means that they saw this thing about to ravage my home system and thought "can't be having that, they've got better tech than I do, and they give me research grants" and got their fleet over there to help
at this point the battle has been waging for 2 months
during that time, a fresh wave of Venators had rolled off the line at my 12 spaceports, and I'm dead broke
they slowly trickle into the system and either engage the Stellarite Devourer head on because it's where they jumped in from, or join the main fleet and bombard from a relatively safe distance
after the most nerve racking 3 months I've ever had in Stellaris, the thing finally dies
and now, the remnants of the Robot Empire's fleet engages what's left of mine
because having a break is for chumps
I come out on top, barely, thanks to my spaceport chipping in when they got into range (my fleet was still near the centre of the system, the Stellarite Devourer was about halfway to it when it died)
it took me over half an hour to fight that engagement

2018-01-23 13:47:55 UTC  

I've never been so terrified in my life lmao

2018-01-23 13:48:06 UTC  

and to add onto that, it was only the year 2238

2018-01-23 14:47:42 UTC  

Jesus fuck @nic

2018-01-23 14:47:57 UTC  

Sounds extremely clutch

2018-01-23 15:02:45 UTC  

It was
I was sweatin man

2018-01-23 15:08:17 UTC  

I didn't know the devourer could actually come after you, but I never really engaged it that early