boaty mcboatface

this guy gets it

to be fair, im laughing watching this

id be in the same position

people need to wake up to this shit

same

this shit was hilarious

the fact he did it with like ready meals tops it off

admitedly janky food

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411938307740663828/427243532709920780/unknown.png

yet 5star reviews

people are retarded

they are foodie and they have booked a a night at my non existent restaurant

yeah, but foodies dont know shit

at the end of the day, most of the time the only thing food actually needs

is salt and pepper

if every bit of food you put in your mouth was seasoned correctly, youd always eat the best food in the world

I have two closed hands

in one hand

but muh chicken tikka masala and buddah chicken @Vertig0ne

rofl

but even then, as long as its seasoned correctly

itll taste good

yep

I have two closed hands
in one hand

I have a coin

which hand?

front

the hand you don't masterbate with

both wrong try again

eat a dick, bong

close. there is no coin

ohhhhhh

I get it

you're a poor fucking chav, right?

innit, m8, and all of that?

at least you're not a pikey

🤣

I own more property than you will ever will

dont forget his burberry shoes

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