Message from @MountainMan
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Misread? The '10 tours in Iraq; GTFOH, bonehead" tweet?
what's to misread?
He read it 10 hours first time π
I had 10 tours in Germany once.
Correction: HOURS. I had ten hours in Germany.
I read it as ten hours too the first time
"Peter Crouch: βMy wife doesnβt like football. Sheβs called at kick-off to ask where I amβ "
I bet she likes his salary though
thot
I recommend fire and a lot of it
surely once would be enough
I suppose it's like fat middle age jewish women with seafood allergies
they just can't help themselves
Bitch pls. Turn on the TV or I'll half your weekly allowance. π
DUDE
or if it a part of his job, did she pay for it, as most curries that I know of will only take it to the fist obstacle like a door or steps unless you did pay extra
yes, yes it does
Source: Managed a Home Shopping Dept for ASDA
It's to her door atleast, even if she isn't Pregnant mf
yea it not good customer service
and ASDA is WALβMART. AMERICAN as FUCK!
cheep as fuck?
Stack it high, sell it cheap. Customer service. Have a nice day!
Good pay too ππΏ
well so just a most of the big chains here as well then.
Think of it, she probably order via Home Shopping cus she's a sing;le mom that is preggo
she'll be on Tesco in the next two weeks
why she single and preggo with her 2nd kid π€·πΏ
the best thing is
"sorry pregnant lady please accept this alcohol as reparations"
good job guys
Yeah, I didn't wanna highlight that bit
That shows ASDA's weakness, it's so default
Oh we fucked up, dispatch the cheap Champagne!
I hope she isn't a single mom with second on the way at 20