Message from @turtwig

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2018-10-25 14:01:29 UTC  

> after having cosmetic surgery injections in the basement of a house in Queens.

2018-10-25 14:01:47 UTC  

I think the "victim" may share some of the blame here

I think I'm to blame

2018-10-25 14:18:24 UTC  

Fun fact: Sir Mix-a-lot sometimes goes on our local morning show

2018-10-25 14:19:12 UTC  

We had Tom Petty a couple of times as well before he died

I hope he just says "Baby got back" a lot

My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun

Imagine dropping this into the charts now

2018-10-25 14:23:03 UTC  

Nikki Minaj remixed it just recently so it's not unimaginable

we said that line?

AND she herself has butt implants

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

2018-10-25 14:35:04 UTC  

god I cannot stand nikki minaj

Wouldn't even rape her

2018-10-25 14:37:16 UTC  

wouldn't even occupy the same room as her

I'd like to give butt a squeeze to see how FAKE NEWS it feels

2018-10-25 14:42:12 UTC  

I wouldn't

2018-10-25 14:42:27 UTC  

you'll catch megaherpes or something

2018-10-25 14:42:31 UTC  

just by touching it

I'll wear surgical gloves

I have Principals to squeeze female bums and for cleanliness

Never trust a woman that doesn't like a quick spank. Not in Public but at home just the two of you. <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

"Pause the film I need to go upstairs" *quick spank* Hurry up then

"Broo beat his wife" - CNN

2018-10-25 14:52:08 UTC  

"Broo basically raped his wife" - vox

Broo told a Woman to 'Hurry up' and why this is wrong - Buzzfeed

"It's obvious racism" - Buzzfeed Blogger

2018-10-25 14:56:36 UTC  

"Broo is a white supremacist" - New York Times

"Broo beats his wife like a slave" - MSNBC

2018-10-25 14:59:43 UTC  

"Build a wall - in the kitchen"
- Known Misogynist, Broo

A wall of Curry and Rice in her case

(She didn't adopt British food so well)

Chips with Mayo tho πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

2018-10-25 15:05:02 UTC  

well the former is superior

2018-10-25 15:05:12 UTC  

heh chips with mayo is a contentious combination

Also these big Onken Yogurts

She could never finish a whole one tho. So I eat it πŸ˜„

Not so much into Ketchup or Brown sauce with chip