Message from beornmod in Cascadian Coffee Company #operations

2017-05-23 17:27:55 UTC  

I was just now thinking about all the cucked patriotard pipers I know in this area and how I might possibly entice them into walking their talk, but I realized there's no way they could ever muster the guts to make a public stand against the jews and on behalf of their own people. It's out of the question. I've tried too many times and they are absolutely worthless. But another idea has occurred to me: I've got four sets of bagpipes, and inasmuch as nobody would hear us anyway, we could simply pose as pipe band on a remote freeway overpass. I know for a fact that UberPiper alone could carry the day from a visual perspective.

2017-05-23 17:32:26 UTC  

I also have a marching drum which might help round out the spectacle, but if Wehrmacht is going to be at its helm, I won't be bringing any drumsticks.

2017-05-23 17:41:44 UTC  

cos/sin is also a promising Bagpipe Hero and would probably look better in a kilt than the skinny legged UberPiper.

2017-05-23 17:45:27 UTC  

I already know what Uber is thinking. He's beside himself with ecstasy as he imagines himself as the weirdo guy who twirls and hurls that long baton as he prances out in front the the band.

2017-05-23 17:48:00 UTC  

Code name for this operation will be "The Royal Pipers on Nonsuch"

2017-05-23 17:50:05 UTC  


2017-05-23 18:00:52 UTC  

"You haven't lived until you've openly declared your desire to rid the world of jewry in public" -Balls McSack

2017-05-23 18:01:31 UTC  

The world's foremost goose-stepping pipe band.

2017-05-23 18:04:17 UTC  

THEY WILL CALL YOU NAMES! I can't handle that kind of danger. Sure our grandfathers jumped out of perfectly good airplanes onto battlefields of death, but that was a long time ago. I don't think I could handle being called anti-Semitic in person. You are too xtreme for me.

2017-05-23 18:04:35 UTC  

Bring critical of jews is where I draw the line.

2017-05-23 18:05:44 UTC  

Our pipes will be totally corked off which will allow them to remain inflated without much blowing while the truck mounted public address system will plays "Horst Wessel Lied"

2017-05-23 18:05:49 UTC  

Free Speech rally ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป. Naming the jew ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป. Fukin Nazi

2017-05-23 18:06:39 UTC  

Sweet! I can lipsync on the bag like all my fav pop stars do in concert!

2017-05-23 20:39:11 UTC  

@Jimmy Marr What ideas did you have for the Liberty banner?

2017-05-23 20:40:16 UTC  

I should actually be able to make a June 11 event

2017-05-23 20:43:20 UTC  

Probablya big "USS LIBERTY" flanked by 4' x 4' black Correx Jolly Rogers except in these Jolly Rogers the bones will form a Star of David surrounding a central white skull.

2017-05-23 20:43:54 UTC  

Yes, beornmod, I thought of that when I suggested that day of the week.

2017-05-23 20:45:13 UTC  

Those long legs of yours will undoubtedly steal the show.

2017-05-23 20:48:28 UTC

2017-05-23 21:04:08 UTC  

hmmm, interesting.

2017-05-23 21:05:27 UTC  

Good stuff. I'll even wear shorts so the sun reflecting off my legs will be bright and attention grabbing

2017-05-23 21:06:06 UTC  

I like the Jolly Roger motif. Works really well with the subject matter

2017-05-23 21:08:02 UTC  

Actually, beornmod, you're going to be wearing a kilt, mkay?

2017-05-23 21:08:35 UTC  

You'll get used to it, I promise. Trust me (rubs hands together).

2017-05-23 21:10:18 UTC  

I'm down with that. Aren't they like $300? Last I checked a few years ago they were

2017-05-23 21:11:04 UTC  

The Betsy Ross Battalion doesn't know it yet, but they're going to be making them.

2017-05-23 21:11:43 UTC  


2017-05-23 21:26:52 UTC  


2017-05-23 21:27:52 UTC  

I thought banner would say, "It's the kikes" flanked by an image of Dr. Pierce.

2017-05-23 21:31:42 UTC  

On a serious note: this sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe we can bring a camping grill and gas some steaks, beef war now.

2017-05-23 21:34:56 UTC  

If the girls run short of tartan, Fourteen can wear his lederhosen. And don't forget the sauerkraut either.

2017-05-23 21:58:44 UTC  

The wife knows that if we run out of kraut she will be choked. We always have kraut thanks to White Sharia.

2017-05-23 21:59:30 UTC  

*joking, of course I don't really choke my wife.

2017-05-24 12:30:17 UTC  

Jared Wyand with some thoughts that we should consider when deciding whether or not and why we should do public operations:

2017-05-24 12:30:44 UTC  

Jared WyandPRO ยท @JaredWyand
14 hours
This is why I do it. It's like taking off a gas mask outside to show everyone the air is fine ๐Ÿ˜…
John SalisburyPRO ยท @5Strat
I'm giving a shout out to @JaredWyand Months ago I had a different handle every two weeks and never used my real name out of fear of reprisal. Then one day I read a post on twitter from Jared that basically said "Hey, I don't hide behind an avatar. This is me and these are my thoughts." Brilliant

2017-05-24 20:12:30 UTC  

I work that day so I might not be able to make it but it sounds like a good time. I might see if I can get the day off

2017-05-25 00:38:43 UTC  

As you know, the real anniversary is on Thursday, June 8th. I'm not ruling out the possibility of doing multiple displays in different places on different dates. What would be ideal for you, Uber?

2017-05-25 00:43:58 UTC  

I'd like to do at least one display prior to June 8th so I can have a photograph on hand to Tweet on the actual anniversary date.

2017-05-25 00:48:43 UTC  

Three men is probably the minimum "skeleton" crew it will take to execute a display and get a decent photograph with some contextual depth of field. I want to display these materials simultaneously to north and southbound traffic, so I will be producing all materials in duplicate. Two banners and four placards.

2017-05-25 01:02:37 UTC  

Nice ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

2017-05-25 04:31:19 UTC  

@Jimmy Marr Is Memorial Day too soon?