Message from @AlephKnoll

Discord ID: 539912274886918162


That Gravy train so sweet

2019-01-29 20:47:54 UTC  

Oh yeah, I'm sure I'd be more forgiving if I was on that gravy train too, hehehe

2019-01-29 20:48:29 UTC  

we all want a job that pays us even if we are in jail

2019-01-29 20:50:07 UTC  

hard to vote when the coppers have you in the lockup, and I'm sure that is what best for the UK anyway

```Heidi Allen, Guto Bebb, Nick Boles, Ken Clarke, Jonathan Djanogly, George Freeman, Justine Greening, Dominic Grieve, Sam Gyimah, Phillip Lee, Sir Oliver Letwin, Antoninette Sandbach, Sir Nicholas Soames, Anna Soubry, Andrew Stephenson, Ed Vaiezey and Sarah Wollaston```

my MP doesn't make that list <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

He's a good boy

2019-01-29 20:54:20 UTC  

for fun I did start looking up the MP on wiki and most of them are childless fuckers. so they don't have any skin in the future of UK

2019-01-29 20:54:37 UTC  

every MP should listen to adagio for strings while sipping scotch and doing intense research into what the people who elected them want

2019-01-29 20:54:43 UTC  

they should all be disjointed from the other MPs

2019-01-29 20:55:18 UTC  

none of them should be making little cabals in parliament

2019-01-29 20:55:53 UTC  

yeah, my MP is a hard Brexiteer despite the voters here voting 66% to remain... I was part of the 33% that voted to leave.

2019-01-29 20:56:14 UTC  

wtf

2019-01-29 20:56:26 UTC  

he have probably been to the EU and seen what cluster fuck it is

2019-01-29 20:58:01 UTC  

@AlephKnoll ah fair play, so *foreign* copyright doesn't exist

This is a Tory safe seat, my MP won't mess around too much.

2019-01-29 20:58:25 UTC  

I don't really want to dox my location as such, but what makes it so surprising is that he married into the Rothschilds

2019-01-29 20:58:37 UTC  

yes it does... if you're a chinese citizen or you accept bribes from the government.

2019-01-29 20:59:35 UTC  

if you're a Chinese citizen it's not foreign πŸ€”

2019-01-29 21:02:58 UTC  

DONALD TUSK - Deal is not open to re-negotiation

2019-01-29 21:14:37 UTC  

Just to be clear, if EU do not bend, the options are...
- Theresa May's deal
- No Deal Brexit
- Cancel Brexit completely
(there is not enough time left on the clock to pass any new legislation, so anything else would require EU to agree changes e.g. extend date of withdrawal.)

2019-01-29 21:15:16 UTC  

cancel Brexit is not an option

2019-01-29 21:15:34 UTC  

and the EU don't want at least two of the options

2019-01-29 21:16:18 UTC  

NO DEAL THE FUCKER

2019-01-29 21:16:31 UTC  

Jesus christ how hard is it to get through

2019-01-29 21:17:59 UTC  

politicians is known for there thick skulls and lack of hearing what they don't want to hear

I know where Jabba is πŸ˜„

2019-01-29 21:19:31 UTC  

@Nordhand Nothing a good beating can't fix

2019-01-29 21:19:47 UTC  

beatings will continue until intelligence increases

2019-01-29 21:21:28 UTC  

yeah, I'm not in the rich houses unfortunately, but quite a lot of millionaires live nearby

Go play poker with your MP

2019-01-29 21:23:46 UTC  

I doubt I'd get past security

My MP is an ex-Soldier. I think I prefer mine.

2019-01-29 21:31:52 UTC  

my mp wears disgustingly revealing lycra

2019-01-29 21:31:58 UTC  

If it's the one I'm thinking on, you have nice countryside

2019-01-29 21:33:05 UTC  

if you got it from that I'm happy for you to name him

2019-01-29 21:35:15 UTC  

sadly not

2019-01-29 21:35:33 UTC  

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