Message from @khimære

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2017-06-29 23:49:14 UTC  

... and my opponent figures it out when he sees that paisley pattern

2017-06-29 23:49:18 UTC  
2017-06-29 23:49:30 UTC  

For the swastika gloves^

2017-06-29 23:49:55 UTC  

TFW Jimmy is going to sucker punch us in the cocks.

2017-06-29 23:50:29 UTC  

No, no no... TFA jimmy cock punches you

2017-06-29 23:50:52 UTC  

swasti-gloves

2017-06-29 23:51:17 UTC  

We can't go punching our minister of propaganda in the head or we run the risk of our next banner reading "news yid 7-11"

2017-06-29 23:51:33 UTC  

KEK

2017-06-29 23:51:49 UTC  

Yeah, I'll put a sever uppercut of @My Name Is Hate ball sack

2017-06-29 23:52:16 UTC  

That will teach him not to say, "Jimmies are violent"

2017-06-29 23:52:18 UTC  

I was just going to elect you time keeper too you mfr

2017-06-29 23:53:01 UTC  

Oh jeese, I haven't boxed much but I remember that goddamned clock took for fucking ever.

2017-06-29 23:53:32 UTC  

I rode a bull once and the clock ran fast. Boxing, not so much.

2017-06-29 23:53:48 UTC  

Something about adrenaline & punches makes the time slooooow down.

2017-06-29 23:54:07 UTC  

That, and trying to breath.

2017-06-29 23:54:15 UTC  

1 min boxing = 30 minutes running.

2017-06-29 23:54:34 UTC  

Nazi fight club now!

2017-06-29 23:54:39 UTC  

Fortunately I used to get knocked out pretty fast

2017-06-29 23:54:53 UTC  

Saves air doesn't it jimmy

2017-06-29 23:55:16 UTC  

Glove The Kascadians, Fight Club Now.

2017-06-29 23:55:40 UTC  

Gas the bikes, race car now!

2017-06-29 23:58:25 UTC  

Really we only need 2 sets of gloves (& head gear I guess if we're going to be total twats) everyone would be responsible for their own mouth gaurd or dental work, your choice which.

2017-06-29 23:58:56 UTC  

The shitty thing about getting knocked out is that unless you have a coach, you're no smarter when you wake up. You can't remember shit and therefore you can't learn.

2017-06-29 23:59:09 UTC  

head gear? LOL

2017-06-29 23:59:50 UTC  

Might not be a bad idea. Maybe if I'd had it when I was young I woulda learned something.

2017-06-30 00:00:59 UTC  

All I ever learned was that if I got into the ring with certain guys I was going to get knocked out.

2017-06-30 00:01:37 UTC  

and even that took a while for me to figure out

2017-06-30 00:03:11 UTC  

Honestly until we get a good sense of everybody's cardio & skill level head gear makes sense. Our goal is to train& toughen folks up, that happens in stages. If we really were out to be Vikings then we wouldn't need to waste shekels on cool custom swazi gloves now would we? We could just bare knuckle it.

2017-06-30 00:05:19 UTC  

I'm not bare knucking anyone except Tubbington

2017-06-30 00:05:23 UTC  

& Jimmy "the junk puncher" Marr makes a good point, it's hard to learn much with a 2 minute window of memory loss

2017-06-30 00:06:24 UTC  

Yeah, and never even got to see the paisley

2017-06-30 00:06:26 UTC  

Nazi fight club

2017-06-30 00:08:39 UTC  

Those fuckers are tough.

2017-06-30 00:14:38 UTC  

What did I just watch? Is that some sort of team vs team fight club?

2017-06-30 00:16:07 UTC  

That's our next book club meeting

2017-06-30 00:16:18 UTC  

heh

2017-06-30 00:16:34 UTC  

Russian fight club is a team sport

2017-06-30 00:16:55 UTC  

wow, didn't know that was a thing.

2017-06-30 00:17:00 UTC  

That video is the direct evidence that our transgender military doesn't want any part of Russia

2017-06-30 00:17:43 UTC  

it's hard to punch drones flying a 100+ feet above your head.