**BREAKING NEWS!!!**
There is only one gender, male.

no

there's only

MINIONS!

https://twitter.com/WarPlanPurple/status/1096005690089398274

https://twitter.com/MartinaMarkota/status/1096009121067925510

https://screenshots.firefox.com/cZAC0DZ83anNGYRu/twitter.com

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https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1096016785629954048

https://twitter.com/JackBMontgomery/status/1095813391602597888

https://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/school-bans-valentines-day-after-six-year-old-tells-teacher-he-would-plough-her-into-next-week/

hahahahaa

Mad Lad

Holy fuck

I bow to that kid

hahaha oh man

we need something even more Chad than Thad

Zhad?

Czad

Caesar

Mini-Chad <:chad:431600553806790667>

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Goddamn, McGabe says Trump is a Russian agent

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1096052532328259584

Now those are good news

> breaking news

Sounds like the police scanner in South Florida

but it was on Instagram so it's news <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/feb/14/half-of-universities-england-have-fewer-than-5-poor-white-students

https://youtu.be/X1FOebO-KuA

https://twitter.com/CMccafe/status/1095793500602466304

well they do say art imitates life 🤷

https://twitter.com/AOCpress/status/1096097457581277184

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1096101170442133504

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ERG are abstaining - this could be big i.e. massive egg on Theresa May's face

ayes 258 no's 303 - Theresa May has a walk of shame to the EU

https://twitter.com/lbcbreaking/status/1096103354885902336

think she is used to be on her knees in Juncker office by now

meaningful vote and extending article 50 were also voted down...
...so as things stand, it's Theresa May's deal or no deal (WTO)