"So with our recent human lab rats we have discovered that the ones who consumed vanilla to their body started to show homosexual traits, some including behaving overly feminine and showing sexual affection to the men around them, we have found out that the reason they behave this way is because vanilla has a testosterone degrading chemicals, this is why vanilla look so white. also, cum also looks white so if you are a guy who eats vanilla, you practically eat cum, and that's gay dude"
