Message from @Veritas Prognostician

Discord ID: 495672183855775745


2018-09-29 18:57:14 UTC  

Oh man.

2018-09-29 18:57:18 UTC  

I wanna watch that now.

2018-09-29 18:58:06 UTC  

**Wolf_Knight#7217** was cleansed from the server.

2018-09-29 19:00:11 UTC  

To be fair, you have to have a very refined palette to understand pear cider. The flavour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the undertones will go over a typical drinker's head. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these undertones, to realise that they're not just inebriating- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike pear cider truly ARE idiots. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wyders, Magners, or Somersby's genius grog unfolds itself in their mouths. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a pear cider tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within .05 points of my own (preferably lower) blood alcohol level beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

2018-09-29 19:01:27 UTC  

How long did it take you to make that one?

2018-09-29 19:01:36 UTC  

5 minutes

2018-09-29 19:01:58 UTC  

using Find&Replace in my code editor

2018-09-29 19:02:26 UTC  

pear cider isn't cider, it's perry

2018-09-29 19:02:31 UTC  

and perry is gay

2018-09-29 19:02:37 UTC  

change my mind

2018-09-29 19:02:53 UTC  

we dont have that here or we dont call it that

2018-09-29 19:02:59 UTC  

We have it

2018-09-29 19:03:07 UTC  

it's just called 'pear cider'

2018-09-29 19:03:41 UTC  

Perry is just cider but with pears

2018-09-29 19:03:44 UTC  

There's a pineapple cider I like

2018-09-29 19:03:49 UTC  

wtf lol

2018-09-29 19:03:55 UTC  

i would try it

2018-09-29 19:04:06 UTC  

it's at freddies and safeway

2018-09-29 19:04:10 UTC  

fuck off lad

2018-09-29 19:04:17 UTC  

Are we getting autistic about the semantics of alcoholic beverages?

2018-09-29 19:04:23 UTC  

pick up a frozen pineapple pizza too

2018-09-29 19:04:32 UTC  

👌🏻

2018-09-29 19:04:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/495672338105237516/109296.png

2018-09-29 19:05:24 UTC  

Things are heating up on GloomTube

2018-09-29 19:05:31 UTC  

oh shit whas goin down

2018-09-29 19:06:28 UTC  

Flake denied, I guess 👌

2018-09-29 19:06:32 UTC  

Kent state open carry rally

2018-09-29 19:06:38 UTC  

i hear antifa chants

2018-09-29 19:06:46 UTC  

They're pushing cops back

2018-09-29 19:07:07 UTC  

What the fuck is with the communist bear poster?

2018-09-29 19:08:56 UTC  

OUR STREETS! and we refuse to defend them

2018-09-29 19:09:10 UTC  

Don't be such a poof

2018-09-29 19:09:14 UTC  

Buy a gun ya cunt

2018-09-29 19:09:23 UTC  

Ownership is defined by whoever is willing to defend it

2018-09-29 19:09:58 UTC  
2018-09-29 19:10:06 UTC  

protestors all look like teens

2018-09-29 19:10:33 UTC  

i see infowars

2018-09-29 19:11:06 UTC  

> Counter protest people exercising self defense
> Demand that they give up self defense to a higher power
> Fight the higher power that is currently defending those who wish to defend themselves.