Facebook tier memes

Cringy image macros from 2010? Yep, must be a boomer on facebook

Subarus (which just autocorrected to sure anus on my phone) may as well come with a matching vape

ha

you really see yourself as some chad car guy don't you?

When you do 0-60 slower than a mid-range minivan but it's ok because you can rip fat clouds in the rear view mirror

No I don't

What makes you think that?

I'm not q Chad nor have I ever tried to be

it doesnt matter

I'm not really a big car guy either

you want to see my cars?

ya

It's an ooti

dude, you drive a van?

for work yeah

nice

Vans are pretty sick

Is your job kidnapping women?

*"Just their hearts..."* <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

well I profit from female labour

but they are bees

you deliver babies in your van

You cook in your van?

worker bees are all female

beeknees

And the males get to fuck off all day?

*Sounds like patriarchy*

they have no ther purpose then fucking, so yeah

but they get stabbed if they dont die fucking

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*Brutal...*

Death? Sex? Laziness? Sounds great

https://youtu.be/zbzhzVb73kU?t=39s

they fuck midflight

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No sex before marriage