Message from @Reaps

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2018-10-06 03:41:04 UTC  

Oop, Willow now perpetuating rape culture

Val Kilmer just kissed the bad chick without her consent <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-10-06 03:41:16 UTC  

And it's like... Can you fucking imagine being the person that goes and invades other people's hobbies to fucking chase them out?

2018-10-06 03:41:25 UTC  

That's pretty disgusting.

2018-10-06 03:41:37 UTC  

Val Kilmer? he's still alive?

2018-10-06 03:41:41 UTC  

chicks arent even like that generally--they dont want you to *ask*--they want you to have timing

2018-10-06 03:42:27 UTC  

I don't think I've ever seen a piece of literature written by women where the guy asks "Do I have permission to kiss you?"

2018-10-06 03:42:35 UTC  

I mean, I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin, but..

2018-10-06 03:42:46 UTC  

He must be in his late 50s

2018-10-06 03:42:59 UTC  

erotic fiction for women has never heard of affirmative consent probly

2018-10-06 03:43:17 UTC  

ah but you see the woman *wants* it when reading the book

2018-10-06 03:43:25 UTC  

And we're supposed to know when they don't <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-10-06 03:43:44 UTC  

no, youre supposed ot know when they *do*

2018-10-06 03:43:45 UTC  

Yeah, as much as 50 shades of gray is literally just publicized shitty fanfiction, it really does let you know about the mindsight that most women really have.

2018-10-06 03:44:10 UTC  

reminds me

2018-10-06 03:44:12 UTC  
2018-10-06 03:44:24 UTC  

and youre supposed to go to the garage and play with your HAM radio when they dont--which is most of the time if youre married

2018-10-06 03:44:25 UTC  

was chatting with a group of women, and one of them started complaining about this dude and all the 'creepy' things he did

2018-10-06 03:44:32 UTC  

And I was like 'wait, I do those things too'

2018-10-06 03:44:33 UTC  

its a pretty okay deal tbh

2018-10-06 03:44:38 UTC  

And they were like 'yeah but we let you'

2018-10-06 03:44:43 UTC  

motherfuckers

2018-10-06 03:45:03 UTC  

You could have fucked em

2018-10-06 03:45:07 UTC  

just saying

2018-10-06 03:45:09 UTC  

This is still one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard. I would actually pay for Duke Nukem audio books.

2018-10-06 03:45:18 UTC  

Fitz is correct

2018-10-06 03:45:36 UTC  

except y'all thinking that what was happening was overtly sexual

2018-10-06 03:45:37 UTC  

when it wasn't

2018-10-06 03:45:50 UTC  

which means that even non-overtly sexual stuff is 'creepy' if it's coming from the 'wrong' guy

2018-10-06 03:45:52 UTC  

does this count?

2018-10-06 03:45:58 UTC  

Nope, they let you in emotionally, so you could do the sexual stuff later

2018-10-06 03:46:24 UTC  

No, you fucking degenerate.

2018-10-06 03:46:28 UTC  

It's the internet equivalent of finding you attractive, and letting you get away with stuff, vs an ugly guy

2018-10-06 03:46:42 UTC  

@Reaps just grab em by the waist and blow your nose in their butt

2018-10-06 03:47:07 UTC  

uhh, a face-uh fart-uh?

2018-10-06 03:47:20 UTC  

👌🏻

2018-10-06 03:47:27 UTC  

givem the ol' booty booger

2018-10-06 03:47:48 UTC  

`w h a t i s g o i n g o n h e r e`

2018-10-06 03:48:04 UTC  

They're giving you advice.

2018-10-06 03:48:10 UTC  

And you should take it.

2018-10-06 03:48:29 UTC  

fuck off krims