Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 500976580965957633


2018-10-14 09:05:17 UTC  

sperg shit

2018-10-14 09:05:19 UTC  

want more?

2018-10-14 09:06:20 UTC  

woman logic: "I don't like us having a bag near the bin for the recycling stuff so I've moved the recycling bin right outside the back door"
same woman: now leaves all the recycling on the counters because she CBA unlocking the back door and putting the shit in the bin

2018-10-14 09:06:36 UTC  

i'd be lying if i said i wasn't intrigued to see what other fucked up shit u can come up with after that

2018-10-14 09:07:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/500957815867965440/video.mov

2018-10-14 09:07:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/500957852039643136/video.mov

Fucking crane outside my flat

2018-10-14 09:35:09 UTC  

tis only a little'un

2018-10-14 09:35:39 UTC  

what an absolute unit

Woke me up at 6am ON A SUNDAY

It's UnGodly! REEEEEEE

2018-10-14 10:07:45 UTC  

looking in your windows

2018-10-14 10:07:48 UTC  

watching you fap

2018-10-14 10:14:48 UTC  

<:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-10-14 10:17:15 UTC  

fapping... with an audience... obviously

2018-10-14 10:19:29 UTC  

sounds gay

2018-10-14 10:20:59 UTC  

top notch convo

2018-10-14 10:21:07 UTC  

you're excited about cabinetry

2018-10-14 10:21:09 UTC  

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2018-10-14 10:22:04 UTC  

I am happy for you

2018-10-14 10:22:10 UTC  

doesn't make it less gay tho

2018-10-14 10:22:17 UTC  

we are happy for your cunt

2018-10-14 10:22:39 UTC  

idk what 1970s apartment blue is

2018-10-14 10:22:42 UTC  

thats the best shade of blue

2018-10-14 10:23:11 UTC  

give it to me in Pantone, the gayest of all colour systems

2018-10-14 10:23:16 UTC  

swatch sounds gay

2018-10-14 10:23:26 UTC  

what is swatch <:pepeping:466401908811235329>

2018-10-14 10:23:33 UTC  

something gay

2018-10-14 10:24:07 UTC  

Swiss brand of gay watches

2018-10-14 10:24:31 UTC  

the swiss are pretty gay but are they gay enough for pantone

2018-10-14 10:24:48 UTC  

gay

2018-10-14 10:24:53 UTC  

I have nightmares about pantone

2018-10-14 10:24:58 UTC  

i like that gay couloir

2018-10-14 10:25:13 UTC  

still gay

2018-10-14 10:25:32 UTC  

sand down to natural wood and varnish it tbh

2018-10-14 10:25:33 UTC  

is that color swatch though?

2018-10-14 10:25:36 UTC  

painting is for the gays

2018-10-14 10:26:06 UTC  

"faggot foamwood''

2018-10-14 10:26:11 UTC  

wood should be sanded and if you're feeling a little fruity, add some wax or varnish

2018-10-14 10:26:47 UTC  

wood needs to be rocking on