Teaching the kid to use colouring pencils, they are listening <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

joke's on them

I only use my pc for steam

it a reason why Mark Zuckerberg get all the mic and cameras removed from his laptops

People not allowed in my house. Alexa

BUT my fucking Tab is listening to me

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I blame the cia niggers that glow in the dark for this shit

Wear protection folks, break the conditioning sheeple!

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turtwife has straight up vanished

Shall I check my bedroom?

🤷🏿

Nope not there

🤔

When was the last time you saw your Wife?

Where's TurtKid?

Where's TurtWallet?

Mycroft > Alexa. Change my mind

went round to my parents almost an hour ago

not arrived yet?

🤔

🤔 it's like 20 yards

I'd be worried if she didn't make it lol

so how has she vanished?

did she go for milk and cigarettes?

or she went and didn't say so?

just got talking to my mum

women chatting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But what if Rose and Finn had succeeded in turning off the Snokemobile's shielding, and that was the reason Holdo's jump worked? Easy thing to write in to justify such a history-breaking decision.

"The shields are down"
"that's great hackerman but we need to find their tracker"
"It's harder than it looks"

three lines

You know how shit shields are in SW right
There is no way a ship could survive being hit by something with Lightspeed if it had shields up

***it's something***

It's why they need navicomputers

Because otherwise they wouldn't have to worry about hitting a planet or a star

Because they'd just bounce right off and no damage would happen

I read something that unless you intentionally switch it off there are like, safety mechanisms that would prevent lightspeed rammning

near gravity wells, any lightspeed would shut off

to bad the hacker man was a betrayer that did sell them out and was able to give the empire secrets that only admiral genderstudies did know and the ship they did use to leave the planet of gambler was not a rebel ship as that was blown up

Yeet

Instead what happens is your ship gets destroyed by the gravitational forces surrounding the planet and you break up in atmosphere