also make yourself the best damn thing ever

something meaty, greasy, and delicious, with a strong aroma

Order Chinese and let them starve?

bacon?

and just eat it in front of them and visually, verbally enjoy it

a heaping pile of bacon

lazy option: make gardenburgers. make beef patty, stink up kitchen like charred beef. put beef patty on top of garden patty, add cheese. they can clearly see it's now 3 times better. add ham, egg.

why does the kitchen stink like charred beef

why are you ruining burgers

you can char the surface of the beef

why are you being cucked by fire

what

you can do that on a bbq

we got her sis takeaway last night

in a frying pan that doesn't sound like the best thing

i can do it wherever i want

I guess so

everyone's getting baked beans tho

Oh, Mexican food

low energy; can opened

@M4Gunner I used to order garden burgers with bacon and cheese at the chow hall on base.

The cooks would be hella confused

its good

fucking beans, too sugary

yee

should at least make it with molasses

there's ones you can get that are flavoured well instead of sugary

these are reduced sugar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you should make some fried eggs

and toast

diet fucking beans

oh right

and you claim to be not gay

friggin gluten in toast

.magik

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@M4Gunner see previous statement ref: happy wife happy life

you could possibly make bread from flour of a lower gluten content

she eats the beans

she can have whatever beans she wants

is that an american brand thing with the sugar? Our beans don't taste overly sugary up here