I'm more American than Ted Cruz

oh shit, Broo for prez!

I am now old enough

thought I might go for number 10 instead though

I've heard The White House is actually the size of a shed

Our world leaders house is a mansion.

Yours is a series of condominiums

Oh?

Real talk.

We have a 'Winter White House' too

Could Briterland be saved?

Under the mighty hand of PM Broo

I'm sure it could

Hmm.

Then maybe there is still hope.

Just need to be rid of May

It's a functional Country still

too much Immigration

but edit the rules and people self deport

amount of Somalis in London that say they would rather live in Somalia is hilarious

Ya'll niggas can't even pew.

Can but it's very difficult

It's not Florida buying guns at Wal-Mart

real issue is. Can't carry

Can't use it on a dude that has broken into your house and is in your daughters bedroom

Evening

Nigga, you guys don't have semi autos, so what's the point?

So unless you're packing a Single Action Army.

I'm not allowed a butter knife

I can go to Prison for stabbing an intruder in my God Daughters bedroom with a butter knife

In Britain you can be sent to prison for much worse like your opinions

Why is the UK so cucked?

Because we let someone called tony Blair run the country

Which then lead to a man called brown

Yeah, you guys clearly needed more Thatcher in your lives.

God yes we do

What would you say is your job around here?

In that room I don’t have one

May wouldn’t select me to be on the cabinet