Hey I try my best from offshore

I guess #notallbongs applies.

I did live there for a WHOLE 9 months

It depends on how many redpills it takes for you to become a Murican.

For instance, Sargon is only a pill or two.

I was born this way

REEEEEEEE

Hell I've voted in mid-terms already

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37700/watch-obama-tells-michigan-voters-do-something-james-barrett

I Listened to you OBAMA

Helicopter Man 👌🏿

I like Helicopters

@Veritas Prognostician Broo is our British intelligence operative trying to con his way to American citizenship from a government basement in the UK

Then the debonging process is underway I trust?

You got that ass backward Private

I was born on American soil, by a American mother

I'm more American than Ted Cruz

oh shit, Broo for prez!

I am now old enough

thought I might go for number 10 instead though

I've heard The White House is actually the size of a shed

Our world leaders house is a mansion.

Yours is a series of condominiums

Oh?

Real talk.

We have a 'Winter White House' too

Could Briterland be saved?

Under the mighty hand of PM Broo

I'm sure it could

Hmm.

Then maybe there is still hope.

Just need to be rid of May

It's a functional Country still

too much Immigration

but edit the rules and people self deport

amount of Somalis in London that say they would rather live in Somalia is hilarious

Ya'll niggas can't even pew.