"Making whoopie"

nah

In hypothetical ancapistan Warren Buffet could create his own entire chain of dispute resolution companies and convince an underage girl to sign on with them to allow them to bang

maybe

She will choose well

if she doesn't

He'll get Broo'd

haha

I'll get all protective

have his foot nailed to the floor?

and make his life a living hell

sorry I mean

*allegedly* have his foot nailed to the floor

Who the FUCK is Reggie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9aGovCJYY

you got lucky, you have a son

but the rules change when she hits 18

Let him know you know all of his private digital details

I want my Daughter back at 10:01

She can choose whoever to go out with

but if she's not back at 10:01

you saying men are superior to women?

ofcourse

double <:oof:494878589406150657>

men are also superior to 'Reggie'

back at 10:01

You a virgin?

Better come back a virgin

KEEP IT THAT WAY

You ever made love to a man?

no sir

Do you want to?

no sir

10:01

😄

homosex

That was Bad Boys?

Or Bad Boys 2

2

turns out my sister has a new mobile number and forgot to tell me

which is why none of my messages were going throufh