I'm calling CPS

unfit Father

inb4 site I signed up to is like "is this fraud???"

Criminal activity <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

lol nah

whenever I sign up to a new service I use a new throwaway email address

different email different password for every site

hack me now nibbas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sfMTdJCZW0

I'm 3rd gen GCHQ I'm looking at a pic of your wife in a bikini

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

lol send it to me :+1:

Don't you hate it when you accidentally bite your cheek?

Ugh

@Fitzydog as much as when your child sex slave tries to run away

Damn ancap

I can't send it to you, that would be proof I can see it

Children can't consent to a contract

They are property.

Until they are 18, they must co-sign

I as a Legal Guardian of a 17 yo young woman can have opinions on the length of her dress

And I don't think as a legal representative of the child, a parent or guardian can sign away their rights on their behalf

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 "too long" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

just above the knee until she's 18

The real question is

Is she hot?

And how did you happen to get one of those?! I wish i had a 17 year old

brb everyone going to jail

Have fun

Well take this in the right way.

She's hott

AnCaps who argue about the age of consent are just woefully under read on contract law/acceptable practices

age of consent is 16 here and honestly I don't think 16 year olds are old enough to make that kind of decision

16 year olds are dumb as fuck

Its legal to date someone under 10 years within your age range if u live in Itah

Utah*

She'll be dating soon. No way any of the lads don't ask her out

*dating* soon?

oh dear

she gon get rekt

"Making whoopie"

nah

In hypothetical ancapistan Warren Buffet could create his own entire chain of dispute resolution companies and convince an underage girl to sign on with them to allow them to bang