You don't need to end the game to find out the monsters don't want to really hurt you

if you talk to the NPCs they say at length that the king is a big softie

and that he's pretty much harmless

the only person who really warns you is the fucking flower and toriel

bubble bobble > undertale change my mind

that's the most frigid take this week

mind unchanged

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I wish twitch didn't delete vods for no apparent reason

you could watch me play Undertale from start to finish complete with drunken scathing commentary

kek

pork prepared

we Sunday lunchin' it on a Saturday bois

HARAM

seems ready to eat

Broo if you can get here within 1hr30m you can have banging dinner with the turtfam

mmm

salmonella

I'm at work lmao

Also I'm totally fucking broke

had to pay some phone bills plus some other shit I needed and I haven't been getting great hours

why salmonella?

I get paid friday and I literally have like $30 canadian and that's omstly going into bus fare

I was joking about eating it raw

I'm not travelling that far just to call TurtWife a THOT

lol she would beat the shit out of you

no joke

pffffft

mate she's like quarter chink, quarter negro, shell fight you and hand your ass to you for calling her a thot

I've seen her kick things in half out of anger

I'll put TurtKid back where he came from and he's bigger now.

@turtwig how's that **S O Y** rice

😄

Dark Soy sauce is good 👍🏿

it was actually light sauce

idk why

I never buy light

got to be dark

don't drink it though. It'll make you <:gay:382982146249326612>