ref: cyclists with headphones

Oh sorry

I'm unironically as foolish as them tho

It's not as fun to ride without muh rap beats

human body vs 2 tons of metal moving at 50mph

you should make damn sure you're aware of your surroundings

i hate traffic

yeah ive mostly stopped because my SA is garbage with them

i dont even play music in War Thunder anymore

SA?

situational awareness

ah

well, drivers are so bad here and so is traffic, and now the bike corridors are fucked too

bike trail == dirty needle trail

I don't fuck around

gay visor, really nice looking helmet

fine broo

Visor is handy in the rain

I will be a good boi

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but remember pads are gayer than than Furries

I don't need a visor

in my car

see youre a hypocrite too 😄

any level of protection over the bare minimum is gay

I've got Jeans on

My mate crashed a moped in greece in shorts

shorts are easier to work in

He came through the door and said

"My friends, I HAVE BEEN CHEESE GRATED!"

haha

40mphish, shitty Greek road

blood everywhere

I got to see a hipster eat shit on a moped in an intersection one night while i was walking out for a drink

spent the next month telling women at night clubs that he had fought a Lion

hilarious. did not even ask if he was okay(he was)

heh. "I fell of my *motorcycle*, babe."

There were a few guys that had done the same thing on the island, different story everytime.

'Fought a Shark'

One time i saw a fixie faggot crash straight into a stopped car at a stoplight, going downhill. the impact so much louder than youd expect

and of course theyre always fine, they get right up like nothing happened