Message from @Fitzydog

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2018-11-04 21:05:44 UTC  

it is, for turtles

2018-11-04 21:06:47 UTC  

well turtles can't swim right?

2018-11-04 21:06:57 UTC  

or was that tortoises

2018-11-04 21:07:40 UTC  

who swims in the shower

2018-11-04 21:08:14 UTC  

idk

2018-11-04 21:08:20 UTC  

who uses the imperial system

2018-11-04 21:08:33 UTC  

well ca 6000 people die from falls in the homes each year where most is in the bathroom. so you can die from taking a shower

2018-11-04 21:08:52 UTC  

yeah. people slipping and falling their head unto the bathtup.

2018-11-04 21:09:02 UTC  

or some form of low elevated area.

2018-11-04 21:09:21 UTC  

sounds like natural selection in practice

2018-11-04 21:09:37 UTC  

i mean

2018-11-04 21:09:42 UTC  

people die by vending machines

2018-11-04 21:09:56 UTC  

more often than by sharks apparently

2018-11-04 21:09:58 UTC  

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2018-11-04 21:10:02 UTC  

Im still waiting for the last episode of the world war franchise

2018-11-04 21:10:14 UTC  

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2018-11-04 21:10:21 UTC  

world war 2 was epic

2018-11-04 21:10:21 UTC  

best trilogy ever

2018-11-04 21:11:07 UTC  

yeah hitler had the highscore

2018-11-04 21:11:18 UTC  

So, when's episode 3 my dudes?

2018-11-04 21:11:29 UTC  

*Soon™*

2018-11-04 21:11:46 UTC  

I love the new factions they spoilered us

2018-11-04 21:11:59 UTC  

new leaders look cool too

2018-11-04 21:12:10 UTC  

if hilary was president they would be directing the sequel by now <:GWvertiPeepoSadMan:405951684339302400>

2018-11-04 21:12:10 UTC  

Yeah, can't wait to see what the new China faction brings to the table.

2018-11-04 21:12:30 UTC  

russia seems to be less epic than ussr though

2018-11-04 21:12:46 UTC  

germany is shit compared to episode 2 though

2018-11-04 21:12:56 UTC  

japan isnt as cool

2018-11-04 21:13:03 UTC  

US seems too OP

2018-11-04 21:13:18 UTC  

they should nerf US

2018-11-04 21:13:52 UTC  

But man, those Islamists are a neat idea though

2018-11-04 21:14:21 UTC  

yeah it creates a whole new story and atmosphere really cool that some factions are going to experience infighting

2018-11-04 21:14:35 UTC  

so psyched

2018-11-04 21:14:55 UTC  

but the muslim faction respawn too quickly

2018-11-04 21:14:58 UTC  

Im hyped for the battle of europe against islamization or cuckening

2018-11-04 21:14:59 UTC  

Who do ya'll think will start the third worl war this time

2018-11-04 21:15:14 UTC  

probably austria again and then blame the germans

2018-11-04 21:15:22 UTC  

My money's on China

2018-11-04 21:15:28 UTC  

They got shafted the last two

2018-11-04 21:15:47 UTC  

I'm betting on the russians

2018-11-04 21:15:59 UTC  

i would LOVE to add China to the list of countries we've nuked