Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 509775368463450112


2018-11-07 16:39:18 UTC  

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2018-11-07 16:39:20 UTC  

why are there a bunch of spanish signs

2018-11-07 16:39:29 UTC  

Because they're illegals

2018-11-07 16:39:46 UTC  

@turtwig ask for turwife's stockings then

2018-11-07 16:40:00 UTC  

they haven't learned English yet they've only been in the country illegally for 10 years

2018-11-07 16:40:06 UTC  

cut them some slack

2018-11-07 16:41:12 UTC  

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2018-11-07 16:50:46 UTC  
2018-11-07 16:56:10 UTC  

Yes, because their districts sure we're surrounded in a patchwork by Democrat districts lol

2018-11-07 17:02:16 UTC  

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

2018-11-07 17:03:25 UTC  

cool copypasta bro

2018-11-07 17:03:38 UTC  

Hey kids want some **VORE?!**

2018-11-07 17:04:00 UTC  

Went to youmacon this weekend and saw this guy walking aorund with regular clothes

2018-11-07 17:04:07 UTC  

but a giant sign that simple read **VORE.**

2018-11-07 17:04:13 UTC  

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2018-11-07 17:04:13 UTC  

It was awful.

2018-11-07 17:04:34 UTC  

Im glad i live on the same world as this

2018-11-07 17:04:38 UTC  

why did he get more pink

2018-11-07 17:04:42 UTC  

*god eradicate us all*

2018-11-07 17:05:08 UTC  

@turtwig He's choking

2018-11-07 17:05:19 UTC  

o ok

2018-11-07 17:05:53 UTC  

God making vore

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2018-11-07 17:06:13 UTC  

Maybe we should kill god

I've already promised to do that

2018-11-07 17:08:11 UTC  

It's a ballsy platform

2018-11-07 17:08:44 UTC  

Just shoot at the sky. A bullet is bound to hit him eventually

2018-11-07 17:08:49 UTC  

not as ballsy as an anti populist platform

2018-11-07 17:09:02 UTC  

I think thats lack of balls

2018-11-07 17:09:07 UTC  

Populist radical centrism

He stole my wife 🀷🏿

What else am I gunna say?

2018-11-07 17:27:26 UTC  

You know what's the most genuinely terrifying thing to happen to me recently

2018-11-07 17:27:41 UTC  

had my first real huge migrane in years and it was preceeded by an ocular migrane

2018-11-07 17:27:47 UTC  

felt like I was going blind

2018-11-07 17:28:04 UTC  

no pain, but a big blank spot in the middle of my vision in both eyes that spread

2018-11-07 17:28:33 UTC  

and then like ice picks into my temples. Had to get picked up from work barely an hour into my shift, as my job is to talk to people and look at a screen and I was already about to vomit from the pain. And I'm not a pussy with headaches.

2018-11-07 17:28:56 UTC  

Went home, puked my face off, slept for six hours, and was totally fine like nothing had happened

2018-11-07 17:29:04 UTC  

but for a good 40 minutes there I was freaking out, maannn

2018-11-07 17:34:00 UTC  

Thats sleep deprivation for you

2018-11-07 17:40:35 UTC  

my new fence is looking cracking so far

2018-11-07 17:41:26 UTC  

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