Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?

Discord ID: 512140792069095439


2018-11-14 05:39:44 UTC  

yeah you just gotta communicate it

2018-11-14 05:39:48 UTC  

something i can't do

2018-11-14 05:39:55 UTC  

something i just cannot do

2018-11-14 05:39:57 UTC  

ive tried

2018-11-14 05:39:58 UTC  

lol

2018-11-14 05:40:37 UTC  

i will try again

2018-11-14 05:40:44 UTC  

the suck really hard approach... it works eventually

2018-11-14 05:41:06 UTC  

suck the clit really hard, works eventaully

2018-11-14 05:41:22 UTC  

playin that vagina man

2018-11-14 05:41:24 UTC  

vagina tune

2018-11-14 05:41:33 UTC  

it go ba dap ba boo

2018-11-14 05:41:43 UTC  

man likin dat vagina tune

2018-11-14 05:41:56 UTC  

"Hey baby, might I interest you in dinner and a discussion over the ballistic differential between 5.56 and .224 Valkyrie?"

2018-11-14 05:42:14 UTC  

thats basically me

2018-11-14 05:42:27 UTC  

"So you like work huh? No? Work's boring, yeah same."

2018-11-14 05:42:45 UTC  

her eyes glaze over

2018-11-14 05:44:06 UTC  

she assumes im an npc

2018-11-14 05:44:35 UTC  

even tho im the deepest edgelord ever

2018-11-14 05:44:37 UTC  

I seem to have a weird luck/anti luck curse, because I keep getting involved with hot women who live nowhere near me.

Florida seems to be the constant though

2018-11-14 05:44:39 UTC  

the edgiest lord

2018-11-14 05:44:55 UTC  

And weirdly, specifically the Daytona area

2018-11-14 05:45:04 UTC  

o rly

2018-11-14 05:46:01 UTC  

The guys in here can attest. A few months ago I was talking to an insanely hot blonde who was DTF

2018-11-14 05:46:19 UTC  

what DTF

2018-11-14 05:46:23 UTC  

what is DTF

2018-11-14 05:46:25 UTC  

there i did it

2018-11-14 05:46:34 UTC  

Down

2018-11-14 05:46:39 UTC  

2

2018-11-14 05:46:39 UTC  

ahhhh forgot

2018-11-14 05:46:43 UTC  

Clown

2018-11-14 05:46:47 UTC  

oh ok

2018-11-14 05:46:51 UTC  

@Jek Porkins florida woman

2018-11-14 05:47:26 UTC  

She sent me a few pretty fantastic videos of her masturbating

2018-11-14 05:47:28 UTC  

No wait its thw florida man thats wierd

2018-11-14 05:48:00 UTC  

Then ghosted. No idea what's up with her now

2018-11-14 05:48:06 UTC  

wow

2018-11-14 05:48:15 UTC  

how do you explain that

2018-11-14 05:48:15 UTC  

lol

2018-11-14 05:48:16 UTC  

But now

2018-11-14 05:48:32 UTC  

did she die in a freak accident