Message from @Jek Porkins
Discord ID: 512141309490757652
it go ba dap ba boo
man likin dat vagina tune
"Hey baby, might I interest you in dinner and a discussion over the ballistic differential between 5.56 and .224 Valkyrie?"
thats basically me
"So you like work huh? No? Work's boring, yeah same."
her eyes glaze over
she assumes im an npc
even tho im the deepest edgelord ever
I seem to have a weird luck/anti luck curse, because I keep getting involved with hot women who live nowhere near me.
Florida seems to be the constant though
the edgiest lord
And weirdly, specifically the Daytona area
o rly
The guys in here can attest. A few months ago I was talking to an insanely hot blonde who was DTF
what DTF
what is DTF
there i did it
Down
2
ahhhh forgot
oh ok
@Jek Porkins florida woman
She sent me a few pretty fantastic videos of her masturbating
No wait its thw florida man thats wierd
Then ghosted. No idea what's up with her now
wow
how do you explain that
lol
But now
did she die in a freak accident
There's a girl who I know through a girl I used to play battlefield with
She also lives in Daytona
o yea
daytona bech
daytona beach bech
hahaha, anyway
But this one isn't a stripper with bipolar
heheh
bipolar makes her horny enough to send you masturbation vids
thats funny