Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 515508244509229057


2018-11-23 12:04:40 UTC  

(communist joke)

2018-11-23 12:04:59 UTC  

@M4Gunner of course we make pizza all day

2018-11-23 12:05:04 UTC  

they all work in the spaghetti factory

2018-11-23 12:05:12 UTC  

Barilla on right

2018-11-23 12:06:04 UTC  

they work in the bottomless breadsticks sweatshop

2018-11-23 12:06:33 UTC  

who puts raisins in stuffing?

2018-11-23 12:06:46 UTC  

never have a family, if you do that

2018-11-23 12:07:40 UTC  

Breadsticks

2018-11-23 12:08:03 UTC  

Such an ugly name for a beautiful thing

2018-11-23 12:08:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/515498925369851905/94915001-main.jpg

2018-11-23 12:08:56 UTC  

fagolosi

2018-11-23 12:09:07 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-11-23 12:21:12 UTC  

Y'all homos

2018-11-23 12:21:23 UTC  
2018-11-23 12:40:37 UTC  

A bundle of sticks creates a mighty faggot

2018-11-23 12:41:14 UTC  

good guy Asda refunded me for garbage jeans even without receipt

2018-11-23 12:41:44 UTC  

Dabsda

🤔

Why were they Garbage?

2018-11-23 12:45:35 UTC  

both pairs first time i wore them turbo ripped in the crotch

2018-11-23 12:45:43 UTC  

guess my dong is too big or something

2018-11-23 12:47:02 UTC  

<:GWnanamiRankoFlustered:410087226349846529>

2018-11-23 12:47:20 UTC  

thankfully it was at home both times lol

2018-11-23 12:50:31 UTC  

my

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/515509455509651465/dong-energy.png

2018-11-23 12:50:37 UTC  

was too powerful

BDE

2018-11-23 13:36:20 UTC  

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395> <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-11-23 14:05:34 UTC  

Lol the new assassins creed is pushing pro illegal immigration

2018-11-23 14:05:42 UTC  

With fucking Socrates

2018-11-23 14:08:48 UTC  

Tommy Robinson appointed advisory position in UKIP

2018-11-23 14:08:55 UTC  

Fucking pogchamp

2018-11-23 14:09:12 UTC  

There was a mission a gay guy gave me to forge documents for this guy. I found out he was a war criminal so I said no. Then Socrates was like "is a bad neighbor not a bad neighbor? Is a good neighbor not good? How can you tell how someone is going to behave?"

2018-11-23 14:09:17 UTC  

Fuck Ubisoft

2018-11-23 14:11:45 UTC  

religion have nothing to do if you are good or bad, a lot of times religion is used as a shield to hide that you are a terrible person

2018-11-23 14:12:25 UTC  

Also the argument of "Well citizens also do crimes"

2018-11-23 14:12:51 UTC  

Yeah. A citizen crime is too be expected. Imported crime shouldn't happen and wouldn't happen

2018-11-23 14:16:29 UTC  

you cant get a way from crime but you can do a lot to mitigate the effect of the crime and refuse a horde of people that don't care is a good way to keep it down

2018-11-23 14:18:35 UTC  

Also the game was saying illegal immigration of a war criminal is good

2018-11-23 14:18:41 UTC  

Yikes

2018-11-23 14:20:30 UTC  

and war criminals tends to be the people that have done the worst kind of horrible shit

2018-11-23 14:21:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/515532385874345986/uylpadr6h1021.png