Message from @banestrum

Discord ID: 519054723605725185


2018-12-03 07:33:28 UTC  

look id rather get a broken arm then a pissbomb that doesnt get me sick

2018-12-03 07:33:39 UTC  

Id rather neither

2018-12-03 07:33:46 UTC  

so use comms

2018-12-03 07:33:46 UTC  

Hence the flamethrower

2018-12-03 07:34:06 UTC  

With my method, everyone gets free bacon

2018-12-03 07:34:15 UTC  

sleep

2018-12-03 07:34:24 UTC  

make mustard gas out of French's Classic Yellow

2018-12-03 07:34:26 UTC  

😂 🔫

2018-12-03 07:34:26 UTC  

-_-

2018-12-03 07:35:04 UTC  

🤢 🇫🇷

2018-12-03 07:35:17 UTC  

Have a huge fat person eat nothing but Mustard for a day and then rip ass in Antifa's general direction

2018-12-03 07:35:18 UTC  

🤢 🇮🇹

2018-12-03 07:35:19 UTC  

@PurpleFyrus If you do seriously intend to use fire, make sure you're less than flammable

2018-12-03 07:35:36 UTC  

I will wear gasoline

2018-12-03 07:35:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/519054095999565825/IDShot_540x540.jpg

2018-12-03 07:35:44 UTC  

Like a True Bhuddist

2018-12-03 07:35:46 UTC  

Didn't they use piss to make gas's masks in wwI

2018-12-03 07:36:07 UTC  

I dont know

2018-12-03 07:36:23 UTC  

It was either ww1 or 2

2018-12-03 07:38:06 UTC  
2018-12-03 07:38:09 UTC  

WWI

2018-12-03 07:38:23 UTC  

Works for chlorine I think, turns it into water and something else

2018-12-03 07:38:51 UTC  

At least until whatever chemical in the piss is used up in the reaction

2018-12-03 07:40:02 UTC  

War's hell aint it

2018-12-03 07:40:02 UTC  

Maybe thats how all the White Helmets survived the Chlorine gas attacks

2018-12-03 07:40:30 UTC  

They all pissed themselves which is how they could handle children dying of Chlorine gas

2018-12-03 07:40:38 UTC  

No, that was just doing the mannequin challenge

2018-12-03 07:41:50 UTC  

lol i just thumbsed down The Athenians video <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2018-12-03 07:43:02 UTC  

@M4Gunner Chad Sparta

2018-12-03 07:43:32 UTC  

So if Trump gets impeached, hypothetically

2018-12-03 07:43:39 UTC  

Does Pence take over?

2018-12-03 07:43:49 UTC  

That's where the fun begins

2018-12-03 07:43:55 UTC  

Oh fuck

2018-12-03 07:43:58 UTC  

ikr

2018-12-03 07:44:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/519056244514881547/image0.jpg

2018-12-03 07:44:23 UTC  

If I buy a dollar store jesus necklace that dude will give me a gun and send me out himself

2018-12-03 07:44:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/519056319265767455/image0.jpg

2018-12-03 07:44:56 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-03 07:45:14 UTC  

Little does he know electrocution is my fetish

2018-12-03 07:45:34 UTC  

Lightening travels up