Message from @turtwig

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2018-12-03 08:34:48 UTC  

it had a big ass step up generator to turn mains voltage into whatever the fuck it required to operate the knife

2018-12-03 08:34:56 UTC  

idk what the actual output was

2018-12-03 08:35:21 UTC  

Mandatory gay cleansing zap

2018-12-03 08:35:45 UTC  

with a power range from 900W to 6200W

2018-12-03 08:35:49 UTC  

fuckin rip

2018-12-03 08:36:07 UTC  

My mains zap was from hand to hand

2018-12-03 08:36:13 UTC  

Rip heart

2018-12-03 08:36:38 UTC  

Where did you get your shock turts?

2018-12-03 08:37:10 UTC  

on my forearm

2018-12-03 08:38:29 UTC  

Lucked out πŸ‘

2018-12-03 08:38:32 UTC  

one time when i was like 5 or so i got shocked

2018-12-03 08:38:40 UTC  

the welding tool was on a big flatbed cutter, fed by a suspended cable

2018-12-03 08:38:41 UTC  

Funnii

2018-12-03 08:38:53 UTC  

@EmEm i'll gun in anything i can get my hands on

2018-12-03 08:39:00 UTC  

one of the pleb apprentices had moved the cable and I didn't realise until after I had started the machine

2018-12-03 08:39:01 UTC  

and then i drank a shit ton of orange juice because the carton said it was good for my heart

2018-12-03 08:39:22 UTC  

k

2018-12-03 08:39:24 UTC  

it started getting tugged by the cutting carriage so I had to unhook it before it ripped it out and I got clipped by the connector

2018-12-03 08:39:38 UTC  

which for some reason the manufacturer thought it would be a good idea to make out of metal???

2018-12-03 08:40:35 UTC  

yo we're transferring significant voltage through this cable what should we make the plug out of? I know how about a super conductive material :+1:

2018-12-03 08:40:36 UTC  

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-12-03 08:40:54 UTC  

Should've been wearing socks

2018-12-03 08:40:57 UTC  

And gloves

2018-12-03 08:42:08 UTC  

I didn't anticipate having to interfere with the machine mid cut

2018-12-03 08:43:17 UTC  

Well no one expects the brick that's gonna hit their heads

2018-12-03 08:43:27 UTC  

That's why you wear helmets

2018-12-03 08:44:12 UTC  

<the last person that should talk about workplace safety

2018-12-03 08:44:20 UTC  

that's not really a good comparison

2018-12-03 08:44:35 UTC  

<-the last person that should talk about workplace safety

2018-12-03 08:46:50 UTC  

heres what i was watching earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNiBqF3Plw0

2018-12-03 08:47:01 UTC  

i need to recap a monitor PSU

2018-12-03 08:47:05 UTC  

discharge capacitors by licking them

2018-12-03 08:47:56 UTC  

im never going to listen to anything you say about electronics

2018-12-03 08:48:01 UTC  

you're a turtle ffs

2018-12-03 08:48:14 UTC  

:V

2018-12-03 08:48:35 UTC  

get souped

2018-12-03 08:48:50 UTC  

🐒

2018-12-03 08:49:00 UTC  

the solution to every problem is either licking or snapping

2018-12-03 08:49:36 UTC  

Or urinating on it