why not just have a tube of solid muscle <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

I love them

i would love to have a doge

they have a lot of energy in the face

but it would be mean

not home enough

any loyal dog can be very mean <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

na mean to the doge

oh but what about your woif and kid are home a lot, yes?

na turtwife works too

4 days a week ish

turtkid is a latchkey kid

latchkey?

thats what they call kids like me who got home from school to no parents everyday

oh never heard that term before

i live nextdoor to my parents 👌

my mom is always home

turtwife does 3 days in the week and 1 weekend day

🔑 👶 🎮 🍰 🥞 🍬 📰 🔥 📰 📺 🏚

okay but just for the sake of the cartoon

lol

that some of your work papers

and junk food and broken home

oh no

no your home is not broken, just hectic

oic

turtkid will have this all cleaned up by the time you get home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyeTaXv6o4Y

Someone needs to show this clip to Sargon.

All NV factions are LARPers confirmed

My fucking cat

Funny how before diversity made us stronger there was less crime, better wages, affordable homes, better healthcare, rigorous education, less social angst, no issues of integration, no fixation on “racism,” more national confidence, and grooming just meant personal hygiene.

🤔

Jumps in my face, meaows, slaps me, and then runs off

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I've never not immediately attacked this guy

You reached 69 @M4Gunner

?

Stupid question nvm

I don't check my rank as often as you check my rank <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554> <:gay:382982146249326612>

!dank