Message from @turtwig

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2018-12-03 22:24:27 UTC  

these dugs are G'd as fucc

2018-12-03 22:24:52 UTC  

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2018-12-03 22:24:52 UTC  

*just had an idea for a super racist meme*

2018-12-03 22:25:02 UTC  

doesnt even have a neck

2018-12-03 22:25:20 UTC  

having a neck is a liability in combat situations

2018-12-03 22:25:33 UTC  

why not just have a tube of solid muscle <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-12-03 22:25:41 UTC  

I love them

2018-12-03 22:25:54 UTC  

i would love to have a doge

2018-12-03 22:25:55 UTC  

they have a lot of energy in the face

2018-12-03 22:25:58 UTC  

but it would be mean

2018-12-03 22:26:06 UTC  

not home enough

2018-12-03 22:26:15 UTC  

any loyal dog can be very mean <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-03 22:26:25 UTC  

na mean to the doge

2018-12-03 22:26:35 UTC  

oh but what about your woif and kid are home a lot, yes?

2018-12-03 22:26:48 UTC  

na turtwife works too

2018-12-03 22:27:01 UTC  

4 days a week ish

2018-12-03 22:27:04 UTC  

turtkid is a latchkey kid

2018-12-03 22:27:16 UTC  

latchkey?

2018-12-03 22:27:42 UTC  

thats what they call kids like me who got home from school to no parents everyday

2018-12-03 22:28:08 UTC  

oh never heard that term before

2018-12-03 22:28:19 UTC  

i live nextdoor to my parents ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-12-03 22:28:23 UTC  

my mom is always home

2018-12-03 22:28:49 UTC  

turtwife does 3 days in the week and 1 weekend day

2018-12-03 22:28:55 UTC  

๐Ÿ”‘ ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿฅž ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿš

2018-12-03 22:29:08 UTC  

okay but just for the sake of the cartoon

2018-12-03 22:29:22 UTC  

lol

2018-12-03 22:29:36 UTC  

that some of your work papers

2018-12-03 22:29:51 UTC  

and junk food and broken home

2018-12-03 22:29:51 UTC  

oh no

2018-12-03 22:30:18 UTC  

no your home is not broken, just hectic

2018-12-03 22:30:54 UTC  

oic

2018-12-03 22:32:00 UTC  

turtkid will have this all cleaned up by the time you get home

2018-12-03 22:36:19 UTC  

Someone needs to show this clip to Sargon.

2018-12-03 22:46:10 UTC  

All NV factions are LARPers confirmed

2018-12-03 22:46:38 UTC  

My fucking cat

2018-12-03 22:46:39 UTC  

Funny how before diversity made us stronger there was less crime, better wages, affordable homes, better healthcare, rigorous education, less social angst, no issues of integration, no fixation on โ€œracism,โ€ more national confidence, and grooming just meant personal hygiene.

2018-12-03 22:46:44 UTC  

๐Ÿค”

2018-12-03 22:47:10 UTC  

Jumps in my face, meaows, slaps me, and then runs off

2018-12-03 22:47:12 UTC  

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