@turtwig <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

That's how he met turtwife

He was supposed to rob his parents

But he met her

And she changed his life

But his old accomplices now are out to get revenge on him

They think it's his fault if they got in jail

And are angry because they see him having a good life

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1075727779356991489

fuckin lol

I've got my own turtlore now

<:boomer:514203388704063489> boomer turtle

Turtle became a group legend a long time ago. I wrote a fanfic

@turtwig the 5 part Netflix series is on its way

pitch it

they'll probably fund it

>speak english
>speak french

I have ascended. I am the embodiment of colonial violence.

@turtwig but they are going to use a black actor

i only speak English I am omega colonist

Do I lose points for speaking both? Or do I get more points?

lose points for French

^

I'm trying to min max in colonial violence

I see

Do I only get points for speaking english?

why are eurofags so good at languages

I tried to learn Spanish for like 5 years

I'm lucky. Quad langual.

English I learnt through the internet.

you speak good english

French I learnt through books and music (but I'm still trying to get good at it. My vocabulary is not that big yet.)

Swedish I leant through people and school, and kurdish I learnt through my fam.

@turtwig thanks

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Nice to hear that tbh.

DOS PINTAS DE CERVEZAS POR FAVOR

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No drinking

two pints of beer please

Sorry I dont speak siesta

Idfk