Message from AlanPowell in /r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general


2018-12-24 19:40:36 UTC  

you suck

2018-12-24 19:40:36 UTC  

That's why I don't trust Steven Pinker or Bret and Eric Weinstein

2018-12-24 19:40:48 UTC  

one child does not need this much shit

2018-12-24 19:41:28 UTC  
2018-12-24 19:41:30 UTC  

Only gift niceties, not gimmicks or toys <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-12-24 19:41:43 UTC  

did you get the Lepin tank @turtwig

2018-12-24 19:42:01 UTC  

you need to mix up the wrapping paper

2018-12-24 19:42:08 UTC  

@Fitzydog you say that like you think I had any input on this

2018-12-24 19:42:18 UTC  

bahaha I know you didnt

2018-12-24 19:42:19 UTC  

@Fitzydog niceties are expensive

2018-12-24 19:42:23 UTC  

πŸ‘© πŸ’Έ

2018-12-24 19:42:29 UTC  

gift food

2018-12-24 19:42:34 UTC  

<:sad:382980750347206666>

2018-12-24 19:42:55 UTC  

I bought him a Kindle fire thing

2018-12-24 19:42:55 UTC  

who gives food for gifts

2018-12-24 19:43:01 UTC  

this is not a 3rd world country

2018-12-24 19:43:02 UTC  

she bought everything else

2018-12-24 19:43:03 UTC  

@M4Gunner Niceties are things that would make life a bit easier, but you put off buying all year, like a new frying pan or comfy socks

2018-12-24 19:43:35 UTC  

he's gonna have like 10 miles of car track by the end of tomorrow

2018-12-24 19:43:37 UTC  

socks and underwear are really good gifts when you get older

2018-12-24 19:43:40 UTC  

if someone gives me a tube of shitty summer sausage for christmas im never speaking to them again unless theyre some asshole from work

2018-12-24 19:43:55 UTC  

gib toolz

2018-12-24 19:43:59 UTC  

theyd have to know what specific socks and underwear i get

2018-12-24 19:44:01 UTC  

she got me 4 pairs of jeans lol

2018-12-24 19:44:10 UTC  

gib Skilsaw

2018-12-24 19:44:17 UTC  

you sound like a total diva

2018-12-24 19:44:18 UTC  

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> πŸ› 

2018-12-24 19:45:13 UTC  

black satin briefs

2018-12-24 19:45:22 UTC  

When I get married Im going to run my own house

2018-12-24 19:45:27 UTC  

not like turtwig

2018-12-24 19:45:30 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-24 19:45:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526847981530513428/6128episkL._UX385_.jpg

2018-12-24 19:45:48 UTC  

Dad got an oscillating tool and LED headlights, mom got a new wood burning iron, rivet gun, leather tools, and a rug

2018-12-24 19:46:08 UTC  

i hear those oscillating tools are freegin worthless

2018-12-24 19:46:37 UTC  

I got my parents the same thing ive been getting them for the last 10 years

2018-12-24 19:46:45 UTC  

idk, he wanted one

2018-12-24 19:46:46 UTC  

a big ol' jar of jelly belly jelly beans

2018-12-24 19:47:07 UTC  

for some reason i pictured a wood burning iron as a clothes iron that runs on wood <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-12-24 19:47:11 UTC  

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