Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 526847261922295808
NEW stuff
like an answering machine that turns your teapot on if you ask it nicely
Old stuff bad, new stuff good
yup
not enough presents
you suck
That's why I don't trust Steven Pinker or Bret and Eric Weinstein
one child does not need this much shit
@AlanPowell nope
Only gift niceties, not gimmicks or toys <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
TOYS!!!!
you need to mix up the wrapping paper
bahaha I know you didnt
π© πΈ
gift food
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who gives food for gifts
this is not a 3rd world country
she bought everything else
@M4Gunner Niceties are things that would make life a bit easier, but you put off buying all year, like a new frying pan or comfy socks
he's gonna have like 10 miles of car track by the end of tomorrow
socks and underwear are really good gifts when you get older
if someone gives me a tube of shitty summer sausage for christmas im never speaking to them again unless theyre some asshole from work
gib toolz
theyd have to know what specific socks and underwear i get
she got me 4 pairs of jeans lol
gib Skilsaw
you sound like a total diva
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black satin briefs
When I get married Im going to run my own house
not like turtwig
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Dad got an oscillating tool and LED headlights, mom got a new wood burning iron, rivet gun, leather tools, and a rug
i hear those oscillating tools are freegin worthless