Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?

Discord ID: 533492582450462731


2019-01-12 03:45:12 UTC  

gay

2019-01-12 03:45:16 UTC  

Fact: 90% of canada lives within 100km of the US border

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/533491631085584390/unknown.png

2019-01-12 03:45:29 UTC  

when in doubt blame america for screwing us at the 45th parallel

2019-01-12 03:45:42 UTC  

which is what I don't do

2019-01-12 03:45:44 UTC  

lol

2019-01-12 03:45:47 UTC  

*We will never forgive you for the Pig War!!*

2019-01-12 03:45:52 UTC  

i mean, the british didn't seem to care enough

2019-01-12 03:45:56 UTC  

Fact: Canadaians pride themselves on being further left than the US.

2019-01-12 03:46:00 UTC  

and it was like the 1820s at the time

2019-01-12 03:47:00 UTC  

Fuck the british.

2019-01-12 03:47:04 UTC  

"a bloodless conflict"

2019-01-12 03:47:08 UTC  

basically all of canadian history

2019-01-12 03:47:17 UTC  

unless it's native americans, but even that's arguable

2019-01-12 03:47:27 UTC  

Skagway Should be canadian... fuck the brits

2019-01-12 03:47:44 UTC  

skagway?

2019-01-12 03:47:53 UTC  

Columbia should have been its own country

2019-01-12 03:48:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/533492366582218772/1024px-Alaska_boundary_dispute.png

2019-01-12 03:48:30 UTC  

Also, Juneau and Ketchikan

2019-01-12 03:49:01 UTC  

that yellow border is closer to blue in some places

2019-01-12 03:49:03 UTC  

dammit america!

2019-01-12 03:49:19 UTC  

*shakes fist*

2019-01-12 03:49:46 UTC  

lol neither of us would have done anything with it

2019-01-12 03:49:52 UTC  

ikr

2019-01-12 03:50:02 UTC  

we need more jagged rocks

2019-01-12 03:50:09 UTC  

very cold jagged rocks

2019-01-12 03:50:15 UTC  

There's actually rare earth resources around there

2019-01-12 03:50:21 UTC  

o rly

2019-01-12 03:50:25 UTC  

But no one can mine for it

2019-01-12 03:50:30 UTC  

y

2019-01-12 03:50:31 UTC  

but the only rare earth mines in the world are in china

2019-01-12 03:50:40 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-01-12 03:50:46 UTC  

because its not economically profitable because china subsidizes their rare earth minerals.

2019-01-12 03:50:56 UTC  

Also, slavery

2019-01-12 03:51:01 UTC  

also that

2019-01-12 03:51:02 UTC  

and fuck the environment

2019-01-12 03:51:34 UTC  

ah, the stuff that goes into phones basically

2019-01-12 03:51:41 UTC  

isn't that just for batteries

2019-01-12 03:52:00 UTC  

And other things

2019-01-12 03:52:04 UTC  

oh

2019-01-12 03:52:07 UTC  

fuck China