seems like a nationalist talking point

anyway, brb to gym

fact: 50% of canadians live between Quebec City and Windsor

that is true

canada ball is half easterner

gay

Fact: 90% of canada lives within 100km of the US border

when in doubt blame america for screwing us at the 45th parallel

which is what I don't do

lol

*We will never forgive you for the Pig War!!*

i mean, the british didn't seem to care enough

Fact: Canadaians pride themselves on being further left than the US.

and it was like the 1820s at the time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)

Fuck the british.

"a bloodless conflict"

basically all of canadian history

unless it's native americans, but even that's arguable

Skagway Should be canadian... fuck the brits

skagway?

Columbia should have been its own country

Also, Juneau and Ketchikan

that yellow border is closer to blue in some places

dammit america!

*shakes fist*

lol neither of us would have done anything with it

ikr

we need more jagged rocks

very cold jagged rocks

There's actually rare earth resources around there

o rly

But no one can mine for it

y

but the only rare earth mines in the world are in china

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because its not economically profitable because china subsidizes their rare earth minerals.

Also, slavery

also that