Message from @Fitzydog

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2019-02-06 23:29:19 UTC  

Friendly reminder. Fuck the F-35, and fuck the JSF for beimg fucked.

2019-02-06 23:31:13 UTC  

Norway says thanks for all the money you are giving us for not giving up on the F-35 😛

2019-02-06 23:32:29 UTC  

Fuck their retarded helmet that doesn't work half the time and their fucked built-in logistics bullshit that cripples the whole thing when it (often) fails.

2019-02-06 23:33:30 UTC  

"HELMET BROKE, MAYDAY, LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OPERATE THE AIRCRAFT NOW, MAYDAY!"

2019-02-06 23:33:54 UTC  

That's like Death Star levels of oversight.

2019-02-06 23:35:09 UTC  

"Yeah there's this one fatal flaw to our superweapon, only have to hit it with a torpedo ONCE and it self-destructs."
-Joint Strike Fighter group

2019-02-06 23:39:36 UTC  

I kinda feel like you don't like that plane at all

2019-02-06 23:40:12 UTC  

@Ondsinet lol no one likes the plane

2019-02-06 23:40:37 UTC  

that seems like a broad generalization

2019-02-06 23:40:41 UTC  

do you have some polls?

2019-02-06 23:40:59 UTC  

have you interviewed the regular Joe on the street about the plane?

2019-02-06 23:41:29 UTC  

No, but I've never heard anyone say something positive, and I've spoken to a couple of people who have been involved with the maintenance

2019-02-06 23:41:39 UTC  

It is literally a failure on every level.

2019-02-06 23:42:12 UTC  

It's the old adage of "design by committee"

2019-02-06 23:42:16 UTC  

Reports I've read state that it underperforms on ACTUALLY EVERYTHING.

2019-02-06 23:42:33 UTC  

I'm just parodizing Vee don't worry

2019-02-06 23:42:35 UTC  

Right, It's a "jack of all trades, master of none"

2019-02-06 23:42:40 UTC  

I don't mind about the plane

2019-02-06 23:42:45 UTC  

They went insane with the 'multi-role fighter' concept.

2019-02-06 23:43:37 UTC  

Both the 22 and 35 are so bad at dogfighting, that we have to keep the F15 around just to fill that potential role

2019-02-06 23:43:51 UTC  

Ah just like the Phantom from the Luftwaffe, how to get one? Buy a big field and wait for one to crash

2019-02-06 23:45:28 UTC  

22 wasn't bad

2019-02-06 23:45:58 UTC  

No, it's not bad at all

2019-02-06 23:46:04 UTC  

But it's not a fighter jet

2019-02-06 23:46:10 UTC  

It's a stealth fighter

2019-02-06 23:46:16 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-06 23:47:02 UTC  

For interception, even Eielson Air Base still keeps F15s in case the Russians get froggy

2019-02-06 23:47:29 UTC  

F-16 was my favorite as kid

2019-02-06 23:47:29 UTC  

Which they always do

2019-02-06 23:47:58 UTC  

Literally like once a month lol

Y'all have no idea how often the Russians cross into Alaskan airspace

2019-02-06 23:48:06 UTC  

Remember that sim, F-16 Fighting Falcon? Or whatever? That had a manual the size of a bible?

2019-02-06 23:48:14 UTC  

Yuss

2019-02-06 23:48:23 UTC  

Micropose?

2019-02-06 23:48:31 UTC  

Jesus I could barely not kill myself in that

2019-02-06 23:48:52 UTC  

Of course I don't have HOTAS so

2019-02-06 23:50:34 UTC  

oh I had that, or rather my dad, never got into it, but I like Aces of the Pacific

2019-02-07 00:01:00 UTC  

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