Message from @turtwig

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2019-02-21 18:28:38 UTC  

Fuck french

2019-02-21 18:28:47 UTC  
2019-02-21 18:29:17 UTC  

@Ondsinet I honestly forgot it was the French that do that

2019-02-21 18:29:35 UTC  

It left a scar on my iq

2019-02-21 18:29:38 UTC  

Wait

2019-02-21 18:29:52 UTC  

http://www.olestig.dk/dansk/numbers.html it a silly system that take ages to explain

2019-02-21 18:29:55 UTC  

the words for 50, 60, 70, 80 and 90 are made from multiples of 20, instead of 10.

2019-02-21 18:30:04 UTC  

We complaining about schools pushing transgenderism, but my school made me learn french

2019-02-21 18:30:06 UTC  

😭

2019-02-21 18:30:10 UTC  

if you're an idiot, you can't understand it <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-02-21 18:30:38 UTC  

it takes a idiot to understand a idiotic system

2019-02-21 18:30:48 UTC  

that's not how things work, I'm afraid

2019-02-21 18:31:00 UTC  

up your insult game, please, this is getting stale

2019-02-21 18:31:07 UTC  

understanding it doesn't make it good

2019-02-21 18:31:14 UTC  

four digits IQ

2019-02-21 18:31:20 UTC  

who said it was "good"?

2019-02-21 18:31:24 UTC  

In binary

2019-02-21 18:32:10 UTC  

transphobe

2019-02-21 18:32:19 UTC  

heterophobes

2019-02-21 18:32:32 UTC  

Idrophobe

2019-02-21 18:32:43 UTC  

furphobe

2019-02-21 18:33:40 UTC  

CCXLV iq

2019-02-21 18:34:01 UTC  

@MountainMan feminine benis

2019-02-21 18:34:21 UTC  

feminine penis

2019-02-21 18:34:25 UTC  

manly vagina

2019-02-21 18:34:43 UTC  

weak men with vaginas

2019-02-21 18:35:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/548211125783756810/peepbutt.png

2019-02-21 18:38:10 UTC  

I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.

2019-02-21 18:40:00 UTC  

for a second I thought your daughter was AOC

2019-02-21 18:40:08 UTC  

but she's new york not florida

2019-02-21 18:40:34 UTC  

lmao I almost changed it to that but it seems more of a Florida thing for that to happen

2019-02-21 18:40:58 UTC  

florida is alien

2019-02-21 18:41:09 UTC  

Florida more like Cuba 2

2019-02-21 18:41:44 UTC  

@Den Röda Smurfen is a Florida man

2019-02-21 18:43:16 UTC  

alien florida

2019-02-21 18:43:16 UTC  

alien florida

2019-02-21 18:44:34 UTC  

xeno florida

2019-02-21 18:48:09 UTC  

alien florida
fgfldlb

2019-02-21 19:03:55 UTC  

Are the amerikans waking up now?

2019-02-21 19:04:07 UTC  

Server's less dead