Obviously you can't bantz with your wife

yeah sure "bantz" in the moment

but she will make you regret it

when you're least expecting it

@turtwig the only woman fitz has been with had a penis

makes sense

WRONG.

I've never had sexual relations with a tranny.

And I am not gay

framing 101

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farming 101

@turtwig seems legit

Context doesn't matter in the uk

exactly

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how can UK police live with themselves?

buttseks

gay

They're all diversity hires

they get a piece of the pedo loot

@M4Gunner oh no

Portland is becoming the North American London, by the way

what

ofc, degenrated conglomerate

@turtwig *my* best friend graciously accepted *my* gift

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my best friend is a butt

Haha

fleshjack

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@turtwig<:GWjiangLoveHeart:408280788749254658>

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My parents are watching Kung Fu panda togheder...

hej

beer time

@Ondsinet wholesome

kung fu panda is gay

Italian dub?

@kodec shut up greyfag