Message from @DanEss
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We need more girls like Sabrina and Britney
I love those two
He needs to go to cracker barrel and flirt with waitresses until one of them pitied him
Ideal gf for @Fevs
😦
is that not just fevs before he got a haircut?
Yes it is
Do it
Tomorrow morning
@DanEss thats actually a good strategy
Go at 7 am
Although food industry workers are notorious for substance abuse
unironically, cracker barrel is based
Livestream it
Yeah morning shift gals only
Lol do it
Livestream it
Every mudshark gets to feel the horrible agony and filth of being 50 as a failure.
Nah lets make it funnier! Third shift waffle house gals only!
Buy then breakfast
"YO FAM DRIVE ME TO CRACKER BARREL SO I CAN HIT ON WAITRESSES UNTIL I GET THROWN OUT"
It'll be worth it
Buy them food?
I thought we weren't going the hooker route
That just seems like a hooker with extra steps
Your ride, not the girl
Ohh
Eventually you'll be buying the girl breakfast
Knowamsayin
Why dont I just buy a hooker at that point I'm not understand
Yeah do it fggt
lol, buying a woman food "just a hooker with extra steps"
I got a nice girl I am talking to that is on SSRI's
Buckle up for marriage buddy
Food is the best way to sex
SSRI's are the Jew's opium