no there's a line between ghosts and cryptids

although this is ohio and we do have a lot of both of those

you think is all fine and dandy putting your creepy pasta up her fanny, but, she will eat you my dude.

have you ever been around any wild animal

out here you just kinda live and let live, sometimes they run away and sometimes they just kinda shuffle off

the woods in north america are cursed

I really think this

there's really no big predators out here aside from the antlered forest deities

and the tall things you see in the corn at night

I've camped in many forests, from Europe to South America, but I felt unease about US forests.

but that's just life out here, you leave them alone and they leave you alone

maybe on bad nights you set out a bowl of ground beef on the porch or something

cancel that hunting trip, shut the blinds, minor things

I used to think people who believed in this stuff was ridiculous until I saw things myself.

Really puts you in your place

the forests up here are different, dude

you are in the wilderness, it will take what it can

leave well enough alone and keep what's yours close

Its as if the trees don't want you there. And are all conspiring against you.

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tfw no furry gf

furries are cowards

run out into the woods

find a lost forest deity

or mothman

fuck them

wrong channel?

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