imagine using something like "meter" to measure a human

im 180 <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

Thats like using "miles" to measure cloth

no, wesker has a proper european longsword

not some jungle hunk of metal

Yeah use feet you damn savage

I like feet

Zweihander<:varg:552804477590044674>

<:honkpilled:558686758875824130>

bizar

<:basedmama:396156349676781569>

kriegsmesser

Markomann spells things how he wants to

like a Chad

You can never have too many knives

english is just borrowed from german in the first place

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1187117447842844673

🤢

what are these dumb kids doing?

now replace the mouth with "bottom mouth"

Spreading the herpes

harpies with herpes

It would be less gay if they all just started sucking wing-wang

fucking gross

They're strengthening their immune systems the Chad way

So, let’s say I’m half med and half Nord, what does that make me?

White

what's so wrong about that

@Hector nordomed

merd

im nordic and med

<:alex:401875510923100180>

merd sounds like mierda/merda which is shit <:steflol:561214382181318656> <:steflol:561214382181318656> <:steflol:561214382181318656> <:steflol:561214382181318656>

Geophagey is a better way to strengthen your immune system

im nordomed as well

Merd or Ned🤔

Ned kek

My sister is dating a Nord rn. My brother is interested in a German girl. Would their children be Nord?

Nerd <:basedmama:396156349676781569>

N E D GANG RISE UP

Med or rope