why tf did u go to someone's house to eat cheese + crackers

Sex is boring. I would rather sneeze.

I agree it's boring

sexual promiscuity is a jewish trick

Just hold your pee in for a really long time then pee

sneezing is better

food is better than sex

imagine if you could fapsneeze

I’m still a virgin. I’m pretty sure I don’t have a single kink. <:virgin:396572545610022914>

im snoooming

Imagine if you were allergic to sex. Sneeze and coom at the same time would be glorious

im a virgin <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

lol

have sex

https://twitter.com/V8POW/status/1190662516029972480

sneeze while eating her out

Imagine cooming trough your nose

Oh fuckin hell thats hot

disgusting

bruh

imagine cooming through someone elses nose

I’m not interested in sex. But I am interested in having a wholesome moment with someone.

this is the high iq discussion i came here for <:basedmama:396156349676781569>

mouth cancer cause all the roasties have hpv

Everytime u coom it just drips in ur mouth

@Deleted User you must work for Cosmopolitan.

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fug that is a real video

coom is super disgusting tbh

there are little tadpoles in there

hey thats my son youre talkin about

Tadpoles are cute.

only women can get cancer from hpv

Wait if i coom and then eat the coom does it count as cooming?

Cus like i recycle the coom

Yes.

and if you leave it in a cup for a couple of weeks, frogs will emerge

Its still inside me