Message from @ALternativeToLife

Discord ID: 640687775842304010


2019-11-03 23:01:39 UTC  

my ass is bleeding

2019-11-03 23:01:55 UTC  

<:whyy:560561856624853015>

2019-11-03 23:01:57 UTC  

wtf

2019-11-03 23:02:01 UTC  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2019-11-03 23:02:16 UTC  

i can't sit on my chair straight

2019-11-03 23:02:19 UTC  

I'm meant to help nonwhite kids by sending them a shoebox with things in it

2019-11-03 23:02:24 UTC  

but I'm not doin it

2019-11-03 23:02:25 UTC  

You can buy flushable wipes
Instead of toilet paper

2019-11-03 23:02:30 UTC  

and the teacher hasn't noticed <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

2019-11-03 23:02:44 UTC  

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2019-11-03 23:02:53 UTC  

you are pushing too hard when you poopoo. not enough fiber in your diet

2019-11-03 23:02:56 UTC  

Al wtf

2019-11-03 23:02:59 UTC  

it's fin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/640687400913338379/iu.png

2019-11-03 23:03:03 UTC  

Did u do the gay

2019-11-03 23:03:07 UTC  

me rn

2019-11-03 23:03:19 UTC  

AHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

2019-11-03 23:03:22 UTC  

IT HURTS

2019-11-03 23:03:42 UTC  

stop playing games on the toilet

2019-11-03 23:04:18 UTC  

naH

2019-11-03 23:04:26 UTC  

it's cause i shit 5 times today

2019-11-03 23:04:29 UTC  

cause these meds

2019-11-03 23:04:48 UTC  

hemoroids

2019-11-03 23:04:54 UTC  

<:pepesad:640411393329201162>

2019-11-03 23:05:05 UTC  

<:needjesus:640270540417794119>

2019-11-03 23:05:15 UTC  

i swear it's just all these shits

2019-11-03 23:05:20 UTC  

<:pepewhy:638779720015675405>

2019-11-03 23:05:42 UTC  

I think we lost Al

2019-11-03 23:05:45 UTC  

To anal cancer

2019-11-03 23:05:46 UTC  

eat more fiber so when you shit you dont have to push so much

2019-11-03 23:05:48 UTC  

Press f

2019-11-03 23:05:58 UTC  

is it communism already?

2019-11-03 23:06:21 UTC  
2019-11-03 23:06:24 UTC  

we are having a lot of global warming over here

2019-11-03 23:06:30 UTC  

pretty nice for november

2019-11-03 23:07:00 UTC  

one of the blood vesels in your rectum has expanded cuz of the high pressure and now it hurts

2019-11-03 23:09:03 UTC  

dude wtf

2019-11-03 23:09:08 UTC  

my ass is better

2019-11-03 23:09:13 UTC  

Baste

2019-11-03 23:09:22 UTC  

I was praying for you king

2019-11-03 23:09:26 UTC  

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